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Eileen Galvin ([personal profile] maternityward303) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-12-21 04:45 pm

looking at [community profile] ataraxion

So. Space. That's what you're going with. I'd try to talk you out of it but I've seen how well that went for everyone else.

Just do me a favor? Keep the mom jokes to a minimum.
yardbird: And I will cover you in condiments. (sort of sorry to see you go)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-22 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, 'cause I can think of some people who could probably use one.
yardbird: Have I ever mentioned that I'm going to Hell? (anyway... how is your sex life?)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
That... list is too long for me to even start...

[Speak for yourself, Murphy.]
yardbird: He can board up windows really fast. (oh look it's wheelman...)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's puttin' it lightly.

[No pressure, Eileen! None at all.

[And that does have Murphy's interest piqued a bit.]


You do?

...Who's the guy?
yardbird: But not around the children. (acid is not a monday morning drug)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Henry...?

So, wait. That means--

[Suddenly, "one horror" and "veteran" just CLICK together, and Murphy starts rubbing his face.]

...Wow.
yardbird: fffff- (dammit left the oven on again)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Yeah, m'fine, just--

You, erm... You wouldn't happen to be familiar with a place called Silent Hill, would you?
yardbird: From church! See you in Hell. (suck a bag of reindeer cock)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[The joke is probably as funny to Murphy as it is to Eileen. He personally hates it when this kind of stuff happens.]

Yeah, I was... I was just there.

[Pause.] Uh, before I ended up on a giant spaceship, I mean.

...Outta the frying pan, into the furnace.
yardbird: GLORY GLORY HALLUIUUAHAHHGG. (nobody knows the trouble i've seeeen)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[...No, he gets that. Is it sad that he gets that? In that I-moved-rooms-by-turning-portraits kind of Silent Hill normal way? Probably also because the same thing happened on the Tranquility a couple months ago, so that helps him Get It. Should he mention that to Eileen? It'd probably just wind up freaking her out even more. No one wants that.]

...

Ah.

S... Sorry. [Now he just feels bad for Eileen. He wouldn't wish that kind of thing on anyo--

[Well, maybe Sewell. Yeah, he'd wish all kinds of Hell on Sewell, if he didn't already get what was coming to him. Thanks, Anne.]
yardbird: Please stop developing new dances and moves that have really dumb names. (everybody was literally kung fu fighting)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Mn, I was pretty pissed, too. When I first got there. [A lot of "NO NO NO!" had been involved.] ...Then again, I guess there's some kinda silver lining to it as well, so that helps...

But hey, you won't be alone, either...?

[Murphy's sad attempt at being like "Hey, it could be worse!" because it really, really could be worse.]
yardbird: YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE. (stop whining i left you with whiskey)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pff.] Probably, yeah... I make an effort to be seen. Surprised no one's gotten sick of me yet.
yardbird: I need details. (jail released me with 39 mardigras beads)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[With Murphy, it's almost always sad stories.

[...Almost.]


Mn, yeah, we've got coffee. Saved my ass on more than one occasion. [Got to love it when avoiding all of those wonderful post-Silent Hill night terrors.] That... sounds good, though. Sure.
Edited 2012-12-23 21:11 (UTC)