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Eileen Galvin ([personal profile] maternityward303) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-12-21 04:45 pm

looking at [community profile] ataraxion

So. Space. That's what you're going with. I'd try to talk you out of it but I've seen how well that went for everyone else.

Just do me a favor? Keep the mom jokes to a minimum.
yardbird: Because it ain't no trivia about my flat in West Bolivia. (your honor; i'ma have to get rid of ya)

come on eileeeeeen

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-21 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Er, coming from personal experience, tryin' to reason with these people is about as counterproductive as you can get.

...I can... almost sympathize with the mother jokes, though...

[Only Murphy's been officially dubbed as "Space Dad".]
yardbird: ...people sometimes get lit on fire. (over the course of human events...)

my thoughts i confess

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-21 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely somethin' ours have in common, then. Wouldn't bet my favorite anything on 'em. I usually count my blessings that I'm still mostly in tact at this point.

Wh... [--"daddio". If he was drinking anything, he'd be sputtering right about now.

[Murphy kind of sputters anyway.]
Uh, y-yeah, kinda-so...
yardbird: ...I DEFINITELY have breast cancer. (got the results of the test back)

ah come oooonnn eileeeeennnnuuuhhh (also i am so glad that joke never seems to get old)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-21 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Getting broken is one of the few things Murphy considers himself to be a pro at by now.

[...Wups, sorry Eileen. You're dealing with a guy who hadn't been around women that much (or at all) for several years. Seven months of Space Life has done some good for him, but he's still pretty awkward turtle on the social scene (not that he was ever a social butterfly to begin with).]


It's Murphy. And you are, uh...? [Name?]
yardbird: I GOT YOU THIS LOVELY GAMECUBE FOR CHRISTMAS DIDN'T YOU WANT ONE? (HAVE A DREAMCAST SAILOR)

good to know i'm not getting smacked through the internet for it, ha

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-21 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excellent. Extroverts are like chicken soup for the socially inept soul.]

Mn, nice... to meet you. [He pauses. You seem like a nice lady, Eileen. Too nice for the space horrors he has to live with and that makes Murphy worry for you now, too. Guh.] Nothin' against you, Eileen, but... I do hope you can stay as far away from that ship as possible, if you can help it.



Unfortunately... my mun feels different.
yardbird: YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE. (stop whining i left you with whiskey)

ngl, i was the same way when i saw you were interested in my game <3

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-22 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I had a feelin' that was gonna be the case. Can't blame me for givin' it a shot, right?

[Of course, he's a bit too familiar when people go around saying "horror" and "veteran" in the same sentence. Excuse him if he's a bit wary right now.]

You don't say? Guess that makes two of us, hn.
yardbird: ...AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENS! (man... i hope we can solve this mystery!)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-22 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well. It's served me well sometimes.

[Not always, when other times that instinct also served him a nice cold dish of revenge and a whole lot of anger.

[...Murphy appreciates Eileen's boundary-respecting skills already and he doesn't even know it.]
yardbird: Have I ever mentioned that I'm going to Hell? (anyway... how is your sex life?)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-22 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good. It usually takes Murphy a lot of whiskey shots before he starts feeling remotely talkative about that sort of thing.]

Tch. I don't see anything wrong with that.
yardbird: And I will cover you in condiments. (sort of sorry to see you go)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-22 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, 'cause I can think of some people who could probably use one.
yardbird: Have I ever mentioned that I'm going to Hell? (anyway... how is your sex life?)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
That... list is too long for me to even start...

[Speak for yourself, Murphy.]
yardbird: He can board up windows really fast. (oh look it's wheelman...)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's puttin' it lightly.

[No pressure, Eileen! None at all.

[And that does have Murphy's interest piqued a bit.]


You do?

...Who's the guy?
yardbird: But not around the children. (acid is not a monday morning drug)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Henry...?

So, wait. That means--

[Suddenly, "one horror" and "veteran" just CLICK together, and Murphy starts rubbing his face.]

...Wow.
yardbird: fffff- (dammit left the oven on again)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Yeah, m'fine, just--

You, erm... You wouldn't happen to be familiar with a place called Silent Hill, would you?
yardbird: From church! See you in Hell. (suck a bag of reindeer cock)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[The joke is probably as funny to Murphy as it is to Eileen. He personally hates it when this kind of stuff happens.]

Yeah, I was... I was just there.

[Pause.] Uh, before I ended up on a giant spaceship, I mean.

...Outta the frying pan, into the furnace.
yardbird: GLORY GLORY HALLUIUUAHAHHGG. (nobody knows the trouble i've seeeen)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[...No, he gets that. Is it sad that he gets that? In that I-moved-rooms-by-turning-portraits kind of Silent Hill normal way? Probably also because the same thing happened on the Tranquility a couple months ago, so that helps him Get It. Should he mention that to Eileen? It'd probably just wind up freaking her out even more. No one wants that.]

...

Ah.

S... Sorry. [Now he just feels bad for Eileen. He wouldn't wish that kind of thing on anyo--

[Well, maybe Sewell. Yeah, he'd wish all kinds of Hell on Sewell, if he didn't already get what was coming to him. Thanks, Anne.]
yardbird: Please stop developing new dances and moves that have really dumb names. (everybody was literally kung fu fighting)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Mn, I was pretty pissed, too. When I first got there. [A lot of "NO NO NO!" had been involved.] ...Then again, I guess there's some kinda silver lining to it as well, so that helps...

But hey, you won't be alone, either...?

[Murphy's sad attempt at being like "Hey, it could be worse!" because it really, really could be worse.]
yardbird: YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE. (stop whining i left you with whiskey)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pff.] Probably, yeah... I make an effort to be seen. Surprised no one's gotten sick of me yet.
yardbird: I need details. (jail released me with 39 mardigras beads)

[personal profile] yardbird 2012-12-23 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[With Murphy, it's almost always sad stories.

[...Almost.]


Mn, yeah, we've got coffee. Saved my ass on more than one occasion. [Got to love it when avoiding all of those wonderful post-Silent Hill night terrors.] That... sounds good, though. Sure.
Edited 2012-12-23 21:11 (UTC)
savethebullshit: (bitter)

/audible shreiking <3

[personal profile] savethebullshit 2012-12-22 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Good idea giving up while you're ahead. Muns don't listen to common sense.

[a curious sort of look, and she's not really smiling because that's not her style, not right off the bat anyway. But that look doesn't hold any unpleasantness and that's a start]

All in all though, there are worse places you could be going. The Tranquility's not so bad, once you get used to it.

[better than back home at this point, anyway]
savethebullshit: (yowwwwwwwwww)

[personal profile] savethebullshit 2012-12-22 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, pretty damn misleading name if you ask me.

[a slight frown, but then she just shakes her head]

Coming up on eight months now. It took a hell of a lot of getting used to at first, but it's not so bad when it all comes down to it.
savethebullshit: (blood)

[personal profile] savethebullshit 2012-12-24 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[No she doesn't. Be afraid Eileen, this will be you]

Not so much aliens. At least... not like you're thinking.

[true there are weirdos from other worlds, but not exactly green tentacle-covered beings that speak with gurgles, like she had always associated with "aliens". Hearing that almost resolute laugh makes Anne feel a stab of sympathy. She remembers being where Eileen was once, tentative in her acceptance of what was eventually the inevitable]

But space and darkness and stars? Sure. Public showers and nosy catgirls and a complete and total lack of privacy? You bet.

[Yeah she's still bitter about her loss of personal space. No pun intended]
Edited 2012-12-24 04:41 (UTC)