Ding, Dong, the Moon is dead!

[the_balls_are_inert]

See, world didn't end.

I don't have issues, I was just saving the day.

Hey! Stop looking up fear of the moon.

Comments

[penisenvy]

The world was never gonna end anyway, dumbass.

[Geeze, were all green people this dumb?]

[the_balls_are_inert]

Ever been stomped on by a giant, world destroying, monkey alien?

[penisenvy]

Nope. Because I'd never let him stomp on me. I'd chop him up before he could do that.

[the_balls_are_inert]

I'm sure you would. Thank you for not helping, then, and sitting on your high horse while we handled the hard parts.

Next time, we'l call you when we have a monkey problem and you can handle it, deal?

[penisenvy]

Sure. Just make it clear what I'll be dealing with.