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[chalicejoker]

This form? Just because someone misinterpreted a calendar and said the world would end today? And no mention of the Battle Royale?

[There are no words to describe how annoyed with the mun he is right now. No words.]

Don't look at me--I don't plan on destroying anything today.

[And he will prove this by going off to sulk in a corner until he's out of this form, because, really, a calendar misinterpretation and a few new icons are an absolutely terrible excuse to be walking around like this. Can't destroy the world if nothing tries to fight him, right?]

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[fruity_puppeteer]

I dunno, unmaking the world has always been a favorite hobby of mine~

Love the outfit change, by the way.

[chalicejoker]

It's overrated.

[There's a bit of a growl of irritation from Hajime at that. Monster form comes with monster instincts, and the power he's sensing off of Discord is kind of making him want to start a fight, even if that's sort of dangerous when he's Joker.

...or maybe that's just how he feels about Discord talking. Hard to say.]

You would.

[fruity_puppeteer]

[The draconquus dog paddles backwards in the air, a carefree expression on his face.]

It really fits you. Hope that doesn't bug you~

[chalicejoker]

[There's another growl at that, this one sounding a bit more feral. Controlling his temper's a little harder than he'd like...]

Don't you have somewhere else you need to be?

[fruity_puppeteer]

Me? No, I've got my schedule opened up.

So we can spend quality time~

[spitefulvitae]

Oh. So you don't plan on ushering in the apocalypse today, either...

[She scribbles something down in a notebook, and sighs.]

Today is going to be a real letdown. I had my hopes up for something big and legendary and... and stuff.

[chalicejoker]

I've found trying to destroy it to be overrated. It's a really good way to get yourself sealed away for ten thousand years...

[He sighs and continues sulking in his little corner. It's almost comical, the sight of a large doomsday bug monster sitting there with his knees pulled up to his chest.]

Or to hurt a bunch of people you don't want to hurt.

[spitefulvitae]

I... suppose you have a point. A lot of people tend to object when you go around pulling things like that. I'd be hypocritical if I didn't say that I'd probably be one of them. At least if those idiots from Montreal were the ones trying to do it....

[She glazes over for a moment, harboring thoughts of murder and death and doom and... oh wait, wait, Hajime is having a sulk, isn't he?]

A-ahem.

Well... good thing you're not doing it, then. At worst, you'll have silly people pestering you about the bug antenna-things all day. Right? Yes?

[chalicejoker]

[He would prefer to call it brooding rather than sulking because one sounds slightly more mature than the other, but...yep, this is a sulk, and he's perfectly willing to let her glaze over if she wants. He just grumbles when she brings up the antenna.]

As long as no one tries to tug on them...that would be more of an annoyance than I'm willing to deal with right now.

[spitefulvitae]

They're sensitive?

[She edges in closer, curious now.]

I wasn't sure if they were decorative, or if they actually had a function....

[shiitakehater]

You make a habit of destroying things?

[chalicejoker]

It's happened once or twice, whether or not I wanted to.

[shiitakehater]

Uh huh.

Are you an Imajin?

[chalicejoker]

Never heard of them. I'm an Undead...the Joker Undead.

[There is a distinct level of distaste in his tone when he says the word "Joker."]

[shiitakehater]

Can't say I've heard of you.

[kamenriderkabuto]

This world won't end.

Not as long as I exist.

[chalicejoker]

I doubt you could stop me if the worst happened.

[If your name's not Kenzaki Kazuma, then Hajime's thinking you can't defeat him.]

[kamenriderkabuto]

Oh?

Let me tell you; right now you're like the moon, telling the sun it can't rise.

[chalicejoker]

[He is still unimpressed.]

There's only one man strong enough to have a hope of defeating me. That's not you.

[welcometothejungle]

Kaijin... not destory world!

[chalicejoker]

[Hajime growls a little in irritation.]

I wasn't planning on it.

[doras]

Oh? Destroy the world?

And just what are you?

[chalicejoker]

[He's definitely sensing some power here. That's...not exactly a good thing. It's making his Undead instincts sit up and take notice, and those are the instincts that make him want to destroy all life on Earth, after all.]

I'm...the Joker Undead.

[Doesn't much sound like he likes saying the word "Joker."]

What are you?

[doras]

The Neo Organism, Doras.

[But he's much more interested in you, Hajime.]

Just how powerful are you, Mr.undead?

[chalicejoker]

...can't say I've heard of you.

[Hajime's a bit wary now, but the Joker in him is quite unwilling to leave whatever this new powerful thing is alone.]

I'm the strongest of the Undead--strong enough to obliterate all life on this planet. What of your own power?