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This form? Just because someone misinterpreted a calendar and said the world would end today? And no mention of the Battle Royale?

[There are no words to describe how annoyed with the mun he is right now. No words.]

Don't look at me--I don't plan on destroying anything today.

[And he will prove this by going off to sulk in a corner until he's out of this form, because, really, a calendar misinterpretation and a few new icons are an absolutely terrible excuse to be walking around like this. Can't destroy the world if nothing tries to fight him, right?]

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I dunno, unmaking the world has always been a favorite hobby of mine~

Love the outfit change, by the way.

It's overrated.

[There's a bit of a growl of irritation from Hajime at that. Monster form comes with monster instincts, and the power he's sensing off of Discord is kind of making him want to start a fight, even if that's sort of dangerous when he's Joker.

...or maybe that's just how he feels about Discord talking. Hard to say.]

You would.

[The draconquus dog paddles backwards in the air, a carefree expression on his face.]

It really fits you. Hope that doesn't bug you~

Oh. So you don't plan on ushering in the apocalypse today, either...

[She scribbles something down in a notebook, and sighs.]

Today is going to be a real letdown. I had my hopes up for something big and legendary and... and stuff.

[There's another growl at that, this one sounding a bit more feral. Controlling his temper's a little harder than he'd like...]

Don't you have somewhere else you need to be?

I've found trying to destroy it to be overrated. It's a really good way to get yourself sealed away for ten thousand years...

[He sighs and continues sulking in his little corner. It's almost comical, the sight of a large doomsday bug monster sitting there with his knees pulled up to his chest.]

Or to hurt a bunch of people you don't want to hurt.

I... suppose you have a point. A lot of people tend to object when you go around pulling things like that. I'd be hypocritical if I didn't say that I'd probably be one of them. At least if those idiots from Montreal were the ones trying to do it....

[She glazes over for a moment, harboring thoughts of murder and death and doom and... oh wait, wait, Hajime is having a sulk, isn't he?]

A-ahem.

Well... good thing you're not doing it, then. At worst, you'll have silly people pestering you about the bug antenna-things all day. Right? Yes?

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You make a habit of destroying things?

This world won't end.

Not as long as I exist.

Me? No, I've got my schedule opened up.

So we can spend quality time~

Kaijin... not destory world!

[He would prefer to call it brooding rather than sulking because one sounds slightly more mature than the other, but...yep, this is a sulk, and he's perfectly willing to let her glaze over if she wants. He just grumbles when she brings up the antenna.]

As long as no one tries to tug on them...that would be more of an annoyance than I'm willing to deal with right now.

It's happened once or twice, whether or not I wanted to.

I doubt you could stop me if the worst happened.

[If your name's not Kenzaki Kazuma, then Hajime's thinking you can't defeat him.]

[Well, this day's just getting better and better, isn't it?]

I'm sure you can find something annoying to do somewhere else.

[Hajime growls a little in irritation.]

I wasn't planning on it.

Uh huh.

Are you an Imajin?

Never heard of them. I'm an Undead...the Joker Undead.

[There is a distinct level of distaste in his tone when he says the word "Joker."]

Can't say I've heard of you.

[He's relaxed just a hair.]

Let's just say I'm typically bad news.

[Except for today, when he's just going to try to chill and not let his Undead instincts get the best of him.]

And I take it you're not a typical... Undead?

No.

[There's a very bitter laugh.]

In this form, I'm worse than the rest of them.

I get the feeling you don't want to be.

Not anymore.

[He's just wallowing in a bucket of angst right now, really.]

Would you want to be responsible for destroying every living thing on Earth? It's not a particularly pleasant fate.

Is there a good reason to? If so, then I should just stay, shouldn't I?

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