Upon seeing the Lightning Returns trailer

[brandedrose]

...No, I haven't turned into a pole dancer and no, I don't know what the purpose of those clothes are, either.

And why are you happy to see my red drop back? It's not even the same one.

[The hell, mun? She hasn't even been updated to the second game, how is she supposed to know this shit?]

You're gonna canon update me to that game, just for the shades, aren't you, you predictable idiot.

Comments

[operationnora]

They aren't bad looking shades though, you have to admit.

[brandedrose]

They could be worse. It's still a cheesy shot though.

[operationnora]

Oh, come on. You look really cool in that whole trailer!!

[He's biased of course]

[brandedrose]

[Horribly, horribly biased.]

Hope, I've got Johnny's mun making cracks about me doing a pole dance for Johnny. How is that cool?

[operationnora]

[asdfafsadf HE BLOCKED OUT THAT PART OKAY. /hiding his face now]

O-oh, right. There is that. Still, the rest of it was great?

[Soooooob.]

[brandedrose]

[It could always be worse?]

Cheesy lines and a ridiculous outfit aren't helping this case much, kid.

[operationnora]

At least you had me for a nice narrative background?

[That is the BEST PART. In all of this, clearly.]

[brandedrose]

[Okay, even that cracks out a smile.]

It was good to hear you.

[herhero]

[ LAUGHING. SORRY. HE'S JUST... HE'S STILL LAUGHING. ]

[brandedrose]

[SHUT UP YOU ASS.

FOR THAT YOU GET A PUNCH ON THE ARM.]

[herhero]

[ He is still laughing but rubbing his arm. ]

Aw, come on, Light, can you blame me? That outfit.

[ THIS COMING FROM THE GUY WHO WEARS A LACE LINED, BLACK UNDERSHIRT. That means something Lightning. ]

[brandedrose]

Like yours is better. I didn't pick it.

[herhero]

Who talked you into the sunglasses? They're definitely classy.

[brandedrose]

I don't know yet, you idiot. I don't even know how I get to where I am in there.

[herhero]

You could look for uh - what the hell are those things called...?

Spoilers! Look for spoilers. Maybe someone has an idea. You could always interrogate some people, I bet they'd spill fast.

[brandedrose]

[...

Just... that look.]

[dangertousall]

[Arms tucked behind her back, she's trying not to giggle.]

No change of careers for you?

[brandedrose]

Oh don't you start on me.