ya dun goof'd, dreamworks

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This...

This is a joke, right?

Like, this is totally fake? Because there's NO freakin' possible way this could be--

... IT'S REAL?!

WHAAAAAAT?!?!

But-- wha... how the--!?
They... they can't do this! We can like, sue, right? Drag their butts ta'court and take ev'ry quarter they're worth for doin' this?!
... WHADYA MEAN "S'NOT TECHNIC'LY COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT"?!
I DON'T CARE IF S'NOT ILLEGAL, I'M TURBO!! ME!! THE GREATEST RACER EVER, NOT SOME LAME GROSS STUPID SNAIL!! AND I WILL NOT HAVE MY GOOD NAME BESMIRCHED BY A BUNCH'A SECOND-RATE COPYCAT MORONS!!

I SWEAR TO PONG I WILL KICK THIS JEFFREY KATZENBERG JERK IN THE FRICKIN' NADS IF HE DOESN'T CALL OFF THIS ABOMINATION RIGHT GOSHDANG NOW!! I'M GONNA PERSONALLY RUN OVER EV'RY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE SLIMY DISGUSTIN' SLOW LIL' SHELL MONSTERS WITH MY KART 'TIL THEY'RE ALL EXTINCT!!

AAAGGGGGHHHH!!!

{{OOC: Wreck-It Ralph spoilers may be in the comments!}}