GLaDOS is not pleased.

[not_a_potato]

Put me back! I shouldn't be here! Especially in this body! Where did you even get it?!

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[reize_seatlan]

Oii! There is no need to be grumpy! At least--uhh.... well...

[not_a_potato]

He put me into this "human" body. This isn't how it's supposed to be!

[reize_seatlan]

There is nothing wrong with being in a human body!

!!!

Wow! Glowy eye!

[not_a_potato]

Oh great. The first human to speak to me here and he isn't at all the height of human intelligence.

[She frowns.]

Oh well you could still do as a test subject.

1/2

[reize_seatlan]

[He frowns, his ahoge flipping forward and he puffs his cheeks.]

Oi, there! That's mean!

2/2

[reize_seatlan]

[He blinks, his expression changing.]

Test subject? Wha--what do you mean test subject?

[not_a_potato]

Oh don't worry it will be "fun".

I'll set up some tests for you and you'll try to complete them as quickly as possible.

[reize_seatlan]

..I...I don't think that would be a good idea. Something tells me this isn't going to end pleasant...

[not_a_potato]

Only if I'm right and you aren't smart.

[reize_seatlan]

Oi! I... I accept your challenge!

...Wait.

[not_a_potato]

Alright then. What ARE you good at?

In the interest of "fairness" I should collect data on your strengths first.

[reize_seatlan]

I am an explorer! I am good at surviving, thinking on my feet, and relying on the resource that I have! And I am an aspiring storyteller!

[not_a_potato]

Well I don't have the resources I normally do but I can still do a test with that. Let's start.

[Suddenly cables would come down and attach to GLaDOS back and string her up. Walls would rise around her new "test subject". Some shiny jewelry was placed on one end of the room with turrets blocking the way.]

Hello and welcome to this Aperture science enrichment center activity.

Please don't mind the simple test, it is to gauge your skill for the future. These Aperture science turrets can kill you, get to the other side of the room and claim your prize to win.

[reize_seatlan]

[When walls around rise around him, he looks over towards the surroundings with a confused look on his face. Looking over towards the turrets in his path, Reize grits his teeth and he looks up at GLaDOS.]

You got it!

[He starts to run towards the other side, reaching to his pouch to pull out a grappling hook. He winds the grappling hook and swings it over to the ledge of the cables to ready himself.]

Hope you don't mind me borrowing this spot!

[mutemurderer]

[Eyebrow raise. A slight twisting of the mouth, like she's fighting a smirk. Oh, this is precious.]

I love you xD

[not_a_potato]

[And now you're noticed Chell. She stops her foot angrily.]

Oh don't you even dare you monster.

This is disgusting and I don't have any-

[And she stops herself.]

Oh look, over there! Some CAKE.

[She hoped this was distracting enough.]