Muse attempts to hit her Mun on the head

[fallenhalf]

What in heaven's name were you thinking, mun?

I know I've told you many times that I hated being a prisoner. But you insisted on keeping me inside your head for many years. I rebelled against it every single day, and you wouldn't let me out. Hell, you locked me in deeper in that chaotic brain of yours.

And now, what do you do? Just because you see that fallen angel make an inconsequential post, you create a journal for me! You clearly have the wrong priorities. Of all people why him? Why not my brother?

Come on, let me just hit you in the head once. I swear it won't hurt as much as I would hope it should.

Comments

[terreifying]

Because you're the cooler muse?

And don't hit your mun too hard. They might be sorta fragile.

[fallenhalf]

A cooler muse? I don't really have powers over ice though.

Don't worry about her. A slight concussion will only put her mind on the right path.

[terreifying]

Nah, I meant "cool" as in "awesome".

Well, if you say so. Just be careful that she doesn't end up making you do out of character things!

[fallenhalf]

Please forgive me, I am not too familiar with modern terms, I always get locked away for far too long.

I will make sure she doesn't. Human girls are afraid of swords, aren't they?

[terreifying]

Yep! Especially big swords!

[fallenhalf]

[Shows you her sword, Nanatsuya]

You mean like this?

[terreifying]

Nice. A little small, though.

[She holds out her arms and then stretches them out so she can have a wider span.]

They should be thiiiiis big.

[fallenhalf]

It's large enough for me.

Also, I often hear humans say, "Size doesn't matter" or something like, "It doesn't matter how big it is, it's how you use it, that's important". Or something similar to that effect.

[terreifying]

I guess that's true. But I always like bigger and better things. Like giant robots! People dig giant robots!

[fallenhalf]

Robots? You like robots?

[Alexiel looked at Rei carefully]

I've seen you in heaven, haven't I?

[terreifying]

Yep. I pilot them.

[She frowns a little, wondering if she's seen this girl before too.]

Maybe you've seen Big Mommy? She's an Angel.

[fallenhalf]

You pilot robots...?

Who is Big mommy?

[Alexiel just looks at her wondering if she could be the daughter of an angel she knows. Angels handling robots are rare in heaven as far as she knows]

[terreifying]

Her name is Lilith.

[sacrilegious]

Oh temper temper.

[fallenhalf]

I don't have a temper!

...and you're one too talk. You're not exactly the calmest angel I know.

[sacrilegious]

We are like too hurricanes, baby.

Why don't you get your pretty little ass over here and we'll put the energy to better use?

[fallenhalf]

Ba...by..?

Interesting. From temper, we are now talking about something tempting. Sounds like you haven't had some for a long time.

[sacrilegious]

That's you.

Well, last night was pretty long ago.

[fallenhalf]

I'm hardly a baby. Perhaps you haven't noticed, but I have a body of a perfectly grown human woman.

[Last night wasn't too long ago. Alexiel hasn't had some in a really REALLY long time]

And are you bored now? Or were you not thoroughly satisfied?

[sacrilegious]

Oh I noticed alright.

( he's more of a once a day kinda guy. )

I was then. Doesn't mean I'm not ready to go again now.

[fallenhalf]

if you did, why'd you call me a baby?

[I'm sure Alexiel knows that very well]

You were never one to get tired easily. That at least, I remembered from that evening.

[sacrilegious]

It's a sign of affection, babe. Humans use it all the time.

Glad to know you don't doubt my virility.

[fallenhalf]

Affection? So you are trying to be affectionate...

...and Virility? I don't doubt it. But then, it was so long ago. My memory is getting clouded.

[sacrilegious]

Apparently to no use what so ever.

Well then you just have to get over here, babe. I've got some saved up just for you.

[fallenhalf]

I just don't see the need for affection. When actions are so much louder than words.

And, where exactly is here?