dear_mun | homeless, voice testing

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canon: james bond

homeless, voice testing

Mun -

A little late to the game, aren't we? Not that I don't appreciate the opportunity, but I hope this isn't going to be a waste of my time.

I would, perhaps, enjoy another confrontation with Monsieur Bond. He and I have a bit of unfinished business, as I was so rudely interrupted.

I suppose he'd enjoy taunting me about my untimely demise - he is so predictable - but then I would have to remind him that despite his best effort, his lover scarcely outlived me. And that would be rude, wouldn't it?

Let's not let it come to that.

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A lot of people have bad days when you're around, Bond.

And not just your enemies. I wonder if all those unfortunate women are as bitter as I am.

It's a shame they're not here to ask. [Lineface :|]

Quite a shame indeed. But don't look at me, I was willing to let her go.

Really? 'Slaughtered you and your little girlfriend' comes to mind.

I was willing to kill you both, of course, but had you given me the password I may have shown her some mercy.

Although I suppose that wouldn't have mattered anyways.

So merciful. [Except, y'know, sarcasm.]

You'd have been killed, money or not.

But not by you. Does that bother you?

Mm, not really. You were supposed to be the American's problem.

And yet after I nearly gave you permanent birth control - which may have been a favor, considering your habits - I imagine you wanted to take a few swings at me.

Am I right?

The thought is tempting, but seeing you with a third eye was almost enough.

Only almost?

So bloodthirsty, Bond. If you weren't so attached to your precious government, you could have been entertaining.

I'm not entertaining otherwise?

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homeless, voice testing

now if only you were all tied up and naked wait that came out wrong

wow. you'll make silva jelly, sweetums

he didn't even strip you, what an amateur

don't worry, you'll always be my first time, bb

bond + le chiffre worst enemies 4life

you mean bffls, right?

no james we can't be friends until you take poker more seriously and stop ordering stupid drinks

but your so easy to troll :c

can't you just leave me alone you wouldn't hit a guy with asthma would you

yup i would

wow rude

sorry bro, guys gottta do what he's gotta do