homeless, voice testing

[bloodtears]

Mun -

A little late to the game, aren't we? Not that I don't appreciate the opportunity, but I hope this isn't going to be a waste of my time.

I would, perhaps, enjoy another confrontation with Monsieur Bond. He and I have a bit of unfinished business, as I was so rudely interrupted.

I suppose he'd enjoy taunting me about my untimely demise - he is so predictable - but then I would have to remind him that despite his best effort, his lover scarcely outlived me. And that would be rude, wouldn't it?

Let's not let it come to that.

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[doubleoohbaby]

One would almost think you're bitter.

[bloodtears]

One would be correct. I have cause for it, no?

chiffy-poo, all those bonds, just what you've always wanted

[doubleoohbaby]

Numerous causes, in fact. You were just having a bad day, I imagine.

now if only you were all tied up and naked wait that came out wrong

[bloodtears]

A lot of people have bad days when you're around, Bond.

And not just your enemies. I wonder if all those unfortunate women are as bitter as I am.

[andittakestwo]

We have unfinished business? No...can't have that.

[bloodtears]

Yes, I believe I was about to separate you from your manhood.

Would you like to resume?

[andittakestwo]

How could you deprive the world of such a great gift as my manhood?

Would you?

I don't even have it in my to be sorry for throwing another Bond at you B(

[lastrat]

You wouldn't enjoy it.

give me all the Bonds

[bloodtears]

You're so confident.

If I could get you in my captivity again? I would enjoy it very much. And I'd be done with it faster, this time.

well if you insist

[lastrat]

That's a very big if. [He's not that concerned; angry, certainly, and wary.

But that's mostly because he brought up Vesper.

James doesn't much like bringing up Vesper.]

[spectrenumber1]

Perhaps I and my organization could be of assistance with you're unfinished business...

[bloodtears]

It appears he has many enemies.

Yes, I think if more of us were to work together he wouldn't stand a chance.

[spectrenumber1]

SPECTRE could use a new treasurer... Though I should warn you that I won't tolerate embezzlement.

[bitteraftertaste]

Very rude. Although I certainly wouldn't put it past you.

[bloodtears]

And there is the famous Vesper.

It's a shame; if I knew how strongly he felt for you I would've guessed what he picked as the password from the very beginning.

[bitteraftertaste]

I suppose that's your loss.

[oedipusrat]

Wouldn't we all like another go at our dear 007? Always, always unfinished business with him; it's very distracting.

Though it's a terrible track record of his, losing the women he loves right after losing his beloved villain, hm?

[bloodtears]

[Oh hey another member of the tied-Bond-to-a-chair club.]

It's a shame he doesn't often leave us in any condition to have a second go at him.

He is a bit of a double edged sword, isn't he? He ought to start warning them.

[oedipusrat]

[It's so hard not to. Doesn't he look so tie-to-a-chair-able?]

Oh, he's got that danger to the women he sleeps with, apparently, but who knew it extended to everyone else around him? One man disaster, such a shame.

[vexings]

It's a despairing state of affairs that even the dead have no respect for themselves. I'm so sorry.

[bloodtears]

I respect myself plenty.

If you mean Ms. Lynd, I doubt she would have any respect for me, either, so we are even.

[vexings]

That's one way to put things. [ Like practically everyone else Q associates with these days, your reputation precedes you. As did your life, peculiarly. ] That said, you couldn't have afforded a different chair?

[solvescases]

[An actual villain, how could Sherlock resist?]

Hmmm...singular scarring across the eye...that narrows it down somewhat.

[Easily enough deduced when Sherlock studied up on the biggest name criminals of all time.] Le Chiffre, alias "Die Nummer", alias "Mr. Number", alias "Herr Ziffer" and so forth. Interesting. You were last presumed dead.

[bloodtears]

How observant of you. Is it your job to know that?

[He was well-known by basically every law enforcement organization out there, so he wasn't shocked that Sherlock knew who he was.]

Presumed dead, yes. Presumptions are not always correct.

[solvescases]

I'm a consulting detective, the only one in the world. [A large ego? Nah.]

One should never presume. [Being that at present, Sherlock is considered dead too.] Facts, not emotions, are important to deducing the truth.