indulge your mun's stupidity, Zelda

[regalpoints]

Wha-- no! I most certainly will not do such an idiotic thing! No! There is absolutely no point in -- Oh! Fine, as you wish.

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[ waaaaaaiiiiiiiiting. ]

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!

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[xcusemeprincess]

Hey! That's my line!

[regalpoints]

So I've heard. [ And heard. And heard. And heard. Aaaaand heard. ]

[xcusemeprincess]

A fan, huh? Well, can't say I'm not drowning in those (he totally isn't) but you know what? Just this once, since it's just the two of us here, I'll let you give me a kiss.

(pucker up?)

[regalpoints]

[ ....


Even if the Link she likes did something like this, she'd react this way: ]

I think not.

[xcusemeprincess]

What? Oh come on! Why not?

(No one ever wants to kiss him unless they want to turn him into a frog)

[regalpoints]

Besides that I do not have any affectionate inclinations towards you, and that I do not want to kiss you?

[xcusemeprincess]

But I'm a hero! And I'm cute! Look at this face. I'm adorable!

[regalpoints]

Exceptional aesthetic qualities do not prove anything. That you assume I would be so shallow is quite rude.

[xcusemeprincess]

Hey! That's not fair! Someone can enjoy how a person looks without being shallow!

[regalpoints]

And then assume that earns them the other's immediate affection?

[xcusemeprincess]

It's a good first step.

[regalpoints]

You did not even ask of my name.

I hope threadjacking is alright

[desert_fate]

Are you seriously trying to tell me that I'm related to you in some way?

Great.

[xcusemeprincess]

I didn't say we were related! I said that was my line! Because it is!

[desert_fate]

But you're Link, right?

[xcusemeprincess]

The one and only!

...well, I was the one and only. But her Royalness there says there's been a lot of people named Link in the history of Hyrule. I don't remember having any cousins that look like you, though, so if you're related to me I haven't heard about that either.

[desert_fate]

Yes it can be centuries apart or in different timelines but there have been many of us throughout time.

Would you like an easy method for confirming the identity of most of the Zeldas and Links throughout history?

[It's just something he noticed thanks to his mun and a bit of common sense.]

[xcusemeprincess]

Yeah, sure. That could be helpful. (Why not?)

[desert_fate]

Most Links are marked by the Triforce of Courage at some point in their adventure.

[He showed the other Link the back of his hand and sure enough there was the symbol of the triforce.]

Zelda usually has the Triforce of Wisdom and as you might expect Ganon has the Triforce of Power.

[xcusemeprincess]

Triforce of Courage?

(He has the mark of the Triforce on the back of his hand, that's how Impa knew he was the hero would save Hyrule. But he'd never heard mention of a third Triforce.)

Zelda isn't marked by the Trforce and neither is Pig-face. Ganon has it, but I'm the one that protects the Triforce of Wisdom for Zelda.

[desert_fate]

Even if it wasn't mentioned you never questioned why there was never a third part of something called the TRI-force?

I think your timeline may be a little strange anyway so that's why I said most Links are marked. Not everyone is at all points in their life.

[Still he does have to smirk at the Pig-face comment.]

[xcusemeprincess]

It's shaped like an inverted triangle with four sides. Four triangles, four sides, what's to question?

[desert_fate]

The triforce of Wisdom and triforce of Power are only pieces of the triforce. So collectively they are called the triforce. Any word with tri at the start means the number three is involved.

There are three pieces of the triforce.

[He pulls out a pen and paper to draw the triforce in the combined state.]

One of these alone is very powerful but if you get all three together any wish can be granted and change reality as we know it. Anyone with pure intentions for example would create a very nice place to live but someone with evil intent, like Ganon, would make a dark realm.

Get it?

[controllen]

[S-Snerk. Please try to ignore the long torrent of laughter coming from this guy.]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Excuse him while he laughs at that. ]

You should not blame your mundane for this "idiotic thing", it is after all quite complicated to find an activity where you, members of the royal family, excel.