indulge your mun's stupidity, Zelda

[regalpoints]

Wha-- no! I most certainly will not do such an idiotic thing! No! There is absolutely no point in -- Oh! Fine, as you wish.

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[ waaaaaaiiiiiiiiting. ]

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!

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[xcusemeprincess]

Hey! That's my line!

[regalpoints]

So I've heard. [ And heard. And heard. And heard. Aaaaand heard. ]

[xcusemeprincess]

A fan, huh? Well, can't say I'm not drowning in those (he totally isn't) but you know what? Just this once, since it's just the two of us here, I'll let you give me a kiss.

(pucker up?)

[regalpoints]

[ ....


Even if the Link she likes did something like this, she'd react this way: ]

I think not.

[xcusemeprincess]

What? Oh come on! Why not?

(No one ever wants to kiss him unless they want to turn him into a frog)

[regalpoints]

Besides that I do not have any affectionate inclinations towards you, and that I do not want to kiss you?

[xcusemeprincess]

But I'm a hero! And I'm cute! Look at this face. I'm adorable!

[regalpoints]

Exceptional aesthetic qualities do not prove anything. That you assume I would be so shallow is quite rude.

[xcusemeprincess]

Hey! That's not fair! Someone can enjoy how a person looks without being shallow!

[regalpoints]

And then assume that earns them the other's immediate affection?

[xcusemeprincess]

It's a good first step.

[regalpoints]

You did not even ask of my name.

[xcusemeprincess]

Okay. What's your name?

[regalpoints]

Princess Zelda. And what is your name?

[xcusemeprincess]

(...)

I'm Link. And you are not Zelda.

(She didn't even look like Zelda!)

[regalpoints]

How coincidental. I have a good friend by the name of Link.

[ Her eyes narrow. ]

You cannot tell me who I am or who I am not.

[xcusemeprincess]

Look Lady, I know Zelda. I'm a personal friend of her Royalness and the protector of the Triforce of Wisdom. You might be able to trick some random shlub on the street, but you can't fool me.

[regalpoints]

[ A sigh. ]

There are many Zeldas and Links throughout Hylian history. Are you aware?

[xcusemeprincess]

Zelda and Impa never mentioned that. I know I'm not from Hyrule, but being a fated hero spoken about in tapestries, you'd think that would be something important to tell me.

I hope threadjacking is alright

[desert_fate]

Are you seriously trying to tell me that I'm related to you in some way?

Great.

[xcusemeprincess]

I didn't say we were related! I said that was my line! Because it is!

[desert_fate]

But you're Link, right?

[xcusemeprincess]

The one and only!

...well, I was the one and only. But her Royalness there says there's been a lot of people named Link in the history of Hyrule. I don't remember having any cousins that look like you, though, so if you're related to me I haven't heard about that either.

[desert_fate]

Yes it can be centuries apart or in different timelines but there have been many of us throughout time.

Would you like an easy method for confirming the identity of most of the Zeldas and Links throughout history?

[It's just something he noticed thanks to his mun and a bit of common sense.]

[xcusemeprincess]

Yeah, sure. That could be helpful. (Why not?)