What is wrong with me? DBZ Abridged

[nail_cleanthatup]

Nnnnnaaaaaaiiiiiilllllllll!

What is this place?

...

You're not Nail.

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[the_tv_is_a_lie]

...

[Why are you throwing him at this guy, mun? Why? HE DOESN'T NEED THIS KIND OF ADULT...]

[nail_cleanthatup]

I sense something.

Someone is there.

Why have you come here?

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

...Because my mun told me to. Why the question?

[Trying not to break lineface here, oh god...]

[nail_cleanthatup]

No, don't tell me.

I sense you are here for the Dragon Balls.

[penisenvy]

No, I am not. But do you require assistance?

[nail_cleanthatup]

Yes.

There is a bug in here. You must kill it and eat it to gain its wisdom.

Then use that wisdom to wipe out its entire race.

Only then will I be at peace.

[penisenvy]

...Sure.

[She's always up for more power-ups.]

So where is it?

[nail_cleanthatup]

Oh, you poor creature. You are not developed enough to outsmart or outwit your foe.

Very well, I will give you the power you need to do this.

Come closer.

[penisenvy]

Alright.

[And she does walk closer.]

1/2

[nail_cleanthatup]

[With great effort, he lifts his arm and places a thick hand upon her head.]

I will unlock your true potential. You will be the most power you could be at tihs point in your existence. You're power will-

[nail_cleanthatup]

...

Are you blonde?

[penisenvy]

Like my father, yes.

[nail_cleanthatup]

[Slowly lifts his hand up, holding it hovering in the air.]

Oh god.

Nnnnnnaaaaaiiiiiiiilllllll!

Come scrub my hand! I'm probably infected!

[penisenvy]

...What the fuck are you talking about, geezer?

[The facade of chivalry that she had been assuming crumbles. It it's one thing she can't handle, it's some stranger treating her like trash.]

[nail_cleanthatup]

Nnnnnaaaaaaiiiilll!

It keeps talking! Kill it like the rest!

[penisenvy]

For the last time, Nail isn't here either!

[nail_cleanthatup]

He better be dead.

Also, why are you still here? Stop breathing my air!

[penisenvy]

Stop breathing my fucking air first!

[nail_cleanthatup]

Hello, my name is Super Kami Guru and this is my little bubble of ggggeeeeettttt oooooouuuuutt!

[penisenvy]

Hello, my name is Sir Mordred and this is my finger of MAKE ME!

[She sticks up her middle finger at him.]

[nail_cleanthatup]

This is breaking and entering.

You're just a thief.

[penisenvy]

This is dear fucking mun! It's not your personal property!

[nail_cleanthatup]

Who made you king of this place?

Are you named God? I don't think so.

You broke in without my permission.

[penisenvy]

Yeah, right. Nobody said God was a little green man.

[Though Guru isn't really little...]

[nail_cleanthatup]

Are you an expert on god?

[penisenvy]

No, but then again, I ain't a priest.

[rulebreak]

Impudent fool. Who upon any land does not know the name of Gilgamesh?

[nail_cleanthatup]

Oh, hello there.

I didn't know I had a sign up that said, "Come be a jerk and babble about stupid stuff in front of the ancient wise man."

I'll be sure to have it taken down.

NAAAAAIIIIILLLL!!!