you just misunderstood what I said merida....

[myownhand]

I don't want t'see anyone in any "harem pants", let alone any boys.

I don't even get what you're talkin' about.

Your school work is over, right? Then y'should be lookin' int'games, not int'what I want t'see people dressed in.

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[bringsthefrost]

Harem pants? Didn't those go out of style centuries ago?

[myownhand]

I don't even know what they look like.

[....]

What's a 'harem' anyway? And how does it relate t'pants?

[bringsthefrost]

Oh wait, they came back in the 80's but they're probably not the type I'm thinking of...

[pause]

Uh...well...

[myownhand]

[80's... she has no idea what you are even talking about.]

Well, what?

[sandlight]

[ Harem pants? That's something he has never heard of. A pair of pants appear above Merida's head now. Whats wrong with boys wearing pants? ]

1/2

[myownhand]

[YOU.


You aren't talking in words.

But sand.



Give her a moment.]

[myownhand]

Nothin' wrong with pants. I just don't know what harem pants are.

Or why I'd want t'see anyone dressed in them.

[...Now to see if Jack will be truthful in explaining a harem to merida above....]

[sandlight]

[ He ponders for a moment and then his sand turns into a top hat and a cane instead. Perhaps it's something fancy. ]

[myownhand]

[She purses her lips in thought]

Th'fanciest we got in DunBroch is kilts. And I see them all th'time. I don't see how that'd make any difference.

[......]

And I don't want t'see Jack in a kilt.

[BECAUSE THAT FEELS WEIRD.]

[moonpowers]

Is Merida, are you certain you heard your mun correctly?

[myownhand]

I heard somethin' about harem and then somethin' about pants. So. Yes.

[..........she's kind of right?]

[moonpowers]

Hmm... I don't believe I heard of such a thing, but they do often make up phrases that don't make sense to me.

[myownhand]

What ever it is, I'm sure they just want t'make fun of us.

[POUT. THAT IS ALWAYS THEIR GOAL.

it really is too]

look at me trying out d_m just for you bb

[akito]

I want to see people in harem pants. Especially boys.

[ a pause.]

But only if they're cute!

oooh mai~

[myownhand]

I just don't care about what anyone wears. Let em' wear what they want.

[SHE STILL REELING OVER HAREM DEFINITION OVER HERE.]

[akito]

It's good when they wear what they want, but it's even better when what they want to wear looks cute! Or if it flatters their body nicely~

[ wow jack what an excellent explainer you are. ]

[myownhand]

[dihoadhoisdhoIASHOINXOA]

I don't. Really pay all that much attention.

[Jack has broken her poor mind]

[gesturedtoallofme]

And you questioned me calling you crazy.

....OH HAI....

[myownhand]

[DOIHASHIPSAIHINXOPANSODIPHSAOIPDHSA]

I'm. Not. Crazy.

The muns are crazy.

FANCY MEETING YOU HERE

[gesturedtoallofme]

You know, I think that's something even we can agree on. And they just seem to keep coming up with new surprises.

[...]

But you are crazy.

I hope you know this post is partially your fault.

[myownhand]

How am I crazy?

I haven't done anythin'.


[Except terrorize a few boys hearts.]

[fuckyobancouch]

Wholeheartedly support that decision, miss. Ain't nobody who deserves ta be stuffed 'nside harem pants, no matter what they got between their legs.

[myownhand]

I don't even know what th'pants look like. [THOUGH NOW SHE KNOWS WHAT A HAREM IS AND THAT IS NOT FUNNY MUN.] S'not like I see that many people wearing pants anyhow.

[fuckyobancouch]

... So I'm jes' gon' go ahead an' presume that means people wear somethin' dif'rent in yer culture, miss. Not that ya frequently go 'round subjectin' yer nethers to the free breeze.

[myownhand]

All th'men I know wear kilts. Not too often I see someone in pants.

[Usually the easiest way to tell if someone was from waaaaaaaay out of town visiting the castle]