you just misunderstood what I said merida....

[myownhand]

I don't want t'see anyone in any "harem pants", let alone any boys.

I don't even get what you're talkin' about.

Your school work is over, right? Then y'should be lookin' int'games, not int'what I want t'see people dressed in.

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[bringsthefrost]

Harem pants? Didn't those go out of style centuries ago?

[sandlight]

[ Harem pants? That's something he has never heard of. A pair of pants appear above Merida's head now. Whats wrong with boys wearing pants? ]

[moonpowers]

Is Merida, are you certain you heard your mun correctly?

[myownhand]

I don't even know what they look like.

[....]

What's a 'harem' anyway? And how does it relate t'pants?

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[myownhand]

[YOU.


You aren't talking in words.

But sand.



Give her a moment.]

[myownhand]

Nothin' wrong with pants. I just don't know what harem pants are.

Or why I'd want t'see anyone dressed in them.

[...Now to see if Jack will be truthful in explaining a harem to merida above....]

[bringsthefrost]

Oh wait, they came back in the 80's but they're probably not the type I'm thinking of...

[pause]

Uh...well...

[myownhand]

I heard somethin' about harem and then somethin' about pants. So. Yes.

[..........she's kind of right?]

[myownhand]

[80's... she has no idea what you are even talking about.]

Well, what?

[moonpowers]

Hmm... I don't believe I heard of such a thing, but they do often make up phrases that don't make sense to me.

[bringsthefrost]

[Stupid era differences.]

Er...okay. Let's say we got those other two Jacks, me, and your suitors all in one place.

[sandlight]

[ He ponders for a moment and then his sand turns into a top hat and a cane instead. Perhaps it's something fancy. ]

[myownhand]

What ever it is, I'm sure they just want t'make fun of us.

[POUT. THAT IS ALWAYS THEIR GOAL.

it really is too]

[myownhand]

[SOUNDS LIKE A BONAFIDE NIGHTMARE TBH]

...Okay. And?

[moonpowers]

[ A pout forms on her own lips as well. ]

As much as I don't wish to believe that... you are right. They enjoy teasing us more often then not.

[myownhand]

[She purses her lips in thought]

Th'fanciest we got in DunBroch is kilts. And I see them all th'time. I don't see how that'd make any difference.

[......]

And I don't want t'see Jack in a kilt.

[BECAUSE THAT FEELS WEIRD.]

[bringsthefrost]

Well, that's what they called a harem. It's usually a thing that happens in royalty.

[myownhand]

I just don't see th'point. If I don't understand somethin' it's not my fault.

[sandlight]

[ Jack in a kilt? Don't mind Sandy floating in the air silently giggling like woah. ]

1/...3???

[myownhand]

[.....]


So. Just a huge gatherin' of boys?

That doesn't sound all that interestin'.

2/....4????????

[myownhand]

[--]

Wait unless y'mean...

3/.....................................4. yeah. 4. HAH.

[myownhand]

That I'm supposed to....

[moonpowers]

No, it's not your fault at all, Merida. It's the reason they do tease is. They find it humorous and adorable that we just don't understand.

[myownhand]

All at once???


[.................


WHAT]

[bringsthefrost]

Er, well, there's usually just one that's kind of like the main husband. The others are mostly there...I think I heard the word 'trophy' related to this at one point.