"King T" | Turbo [AU] (
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dear_mun2012-12-18 12:22 am
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help I have a problem. a turbo-tastic problem (SPOILERS)
Listen, sweetcakes, I think we gotta put an embargo on this whole alternates thing. I know, I know, I can't help how radical I am, I'm sorry ya love me so much! It's just my curse'a bein' TURBO-TASTIC! So who can really blame ya for wantin' as much of me as ya can?
Still... seriously, SIX'a me? Seven if ya count the glitchin' one with the split personality twice! I wouldn't mind it if all but two'a them weren't friggin' NUT LOGS!
I mean, the one from that other console's not so bad, but ugh, gag me with a spoon, I got sick'a his cheesy hero shtick REAL quick! The only other one that doesn't freak me the heck out is just... me, from 25 years ago. But ya ever have a conversation with yourself from the past? S'freakin' WEIRD, man!
Look, if ya really serious about this though, ya gotta do your research. Yeah yeah, who wants ta'do homework, right? But I'm not settlin' for bein' anythin' less than an AUTHENTIC King'a the Streets! Go play a Grand Theft Auto or Saints Row game or somethin'. Read some auto mags too, need ya ta'list me at least ten vintage cars by the end'a the week. Hop to it, babe.
{{OOC: AU Info is here! Long story short, this Turbo was never able to learn code, so instead of hiding and eventually taking over Sugar Rush, he spends years game-jumping. He currently lives in Extreme EZ Livin' 2 (described as a mix of GTA and The Sims, originally supposed to be a fifth game Ralph visits in the movie), where he runs the street racing circuit and is the boss of a gang.}}
Still... seriously, SIX'a me? Seven if ya count the glitchin' one with the split personality twice! I wouldn't mind it if all but two'a them weren't friggin' NUT LOGS!
I mean, the one from that other console's not so bad, but ugh, gag me with a spoon, I got sick'a his cheesy hero shtick REAL quick! The only other one that doesn't freak me the heck out is just... me, from 25 years ago. But ya ever have a conversation with yourself from the past? S'freakin' WEIRD, man!
Look, if ya really serious about this though, ya gotta do your research. Yeah yeah, who wants ta'do homework, right? But I'm not settlin' for bein' anythin' less than an AUTHENTIC King'a the Streets! Go play a Grand Theft Auto or Saints Row game or somethin'. Read some auto mags too, need ya ta'list me at least ten vintage cars by the end'a the week. Hop to it, babe.
{{OOC: AU Info is here! Long story short, this Turbo was never able to learn code, so instead of hiding and eventually taking over Sugar Rush, he spends years game-jumping. He currently lives in Extreme EZ Livin' 2 (described as a mix of GTA and The Sims, originally supposed to be a fifth game Ralph visits in the movie), where he runs the street racing circuit and is the boss of a gang.}}
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