No seriously this guy is so overrated tho

[flesheatingfashion]

You say you "don't think highly of me", and yet here I am.

Really, your opinions are inconsequential. Find me a new world, and I'll take care of the rest.

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[kingofnightmares]

Perhaps your mun pities you, which is why you're out and about.

[flesheatingfashion]

Please. Who needs pity when you can have power?

[kingofnightmares]

And what kind of power could you possibly obtain?

[flesheatingfashion]

Whatever it takes. And then some.

[kingofnightmares]

Rather cocky for a mortal, now aren't we?

[penisenvy]

Careful. Perhaps they have taken you up only so they may place you into situations to be mocked and disgraced.

[flesheatingfashion]

Well, much as I'd hate to disappoint her, that just won't be the case. I don't do humiliation... on my part, that is.

[penisenvy]

[She gives him a half amused, half condescending glare.]

Are you then implying that you happen to be completely shameless?

[alexisluthor]

What kind of Mun has someone they "don't think highly of" as a Muse?

[flesheatingfashion]

The lying kind, I'd think.

[alexisluthor]

Well, you seem like a perfectly fine guy to me.

[logic_and_magic]

Arrogance only leads to downfall.

[flesheatingfashion]

Speaking from experience?

By the way you punched me in my childhood, so you're cool

[logic_and_magic]

In a sense I suppose. If only by observing others like yourself.

mozenrath-sempai makes your kokoro go dokidoki

[flesheatingfashion]

Well, with your clearly extensive knowledge of my life and accomplishments, take comfort in the fact that I'll be treating your advice with all the respect and attention it deserves.

[That being none.]

I don't know what that means but okay

[logic_and_magic]

And what accomplishments might those be? I will only be impressed when I actually see them if they are worth being impressed by.

[Is he snarking back? I think he is.]

[doesnthavefleas]

Would you get a load of this guy?

Figures you'd think bossing your mun around is any way to get what you want.

[flesheatingfashion]

Not all of us get opportunity handed to us on a silver platter, Street Rat.

[doesnthavefleas]

I dunno, Mozenrath. I'm not sure you can handle having someone else dictate all your actions.

[ Because baiting your enemies has always worked so well for him in the past. ]

[flesheatingfashion]

[Of course it has!]

Yes, I'm sure being mindlessly puppeted is something far more up your alley. Or gutter, as it were.

[doesnthavefleas]

Hey! [ That didn't take long. ] My mun and I are a team--that means we work together. Something I doubt you'll ever understand.

[sandswitch]

You don't look that impressive to me.

[flesheatingfashion]

My goodness, how ever shall I gain the approval of the girl in rags?

Oh, wait. I don't care.

[sandswitch]

Well, you'd better care.

Don't you know who I am?

[flesheatingfashion]

Do enlighten me.

[sandswitch]

I'm the Witch of the Sands.

[Someday, she's going to wish she didn't just announce that to people.]

1/2

[flesheatingfashion]

[le gasp]

No! A Witch of the Sands? You? Really?

2/2

[flesheatingfashion]

Oh, wait, hold on. Still not impressed.

1/2

[sandswitch]

But...you should be.

2/2

[sandswitch]

[Only, he's clearly not, and that's just disappointing. Angrily:]

Oh, forget it. I don't have to prove anything to some creep like you.

[evilincarnate]

Oh, now this shall be interesting.

[flesheatingfashion]

You're welcome to any pain and destruction I leave in my wake, Mirage, but keep in mind I'm not here to perform for you.

[glorious_discord]

Seems like you're being vastly underestimated. Watching that dark magic work was always a fun pastime for me.

[flesheatingfashion]

Flattering, though I far prefer to be feared than admired. So tell me, how is it that you've come to learn about my conquests?

[glorious_discord]

Oh silly. I keep my eyes on all the wonderful agents of Chaos out there. I have to otherwise things will become too peaceful. And peaceful is both sickening and boring!

What do I do when nostalgia hits? Throw this little guy at them. XD

[rrbando_rambo]

Hope you're lookin' ta get comfortable in the headspace you're in now. You might be there a while.

Not that it's a bad thing fer sure! There are plenty 'a new worlds to choose from.

yay dale :D my childhood too!

[flesheatingfashion]

Her headspace is full of idealistic fools. I'd like to get to a "new world" as soon as I possibly can.

Our awesome childhoods -high fives-

[rrbando_rambo]

You might be careful what ya wish for there, I don't exactly know what 'idealistic' means but fools, they're everywhere you look.

Ya might be lookin' at one now.

[adarkfallenstar]

Just be glad you have a Mundane at all, considering how old your canon is.

yay not!twins

[flesheatingfashion]

I age well.

sassy!not!twins!

[adarkfallenstar]

So you say.

Too bad you haven't been placed on DVD.

It might be telling.