Horrible puns ahoy!

[acutabovetherest]

Bringing me over here without any kind of solid plan wasn't very sharp of you, Mun. Are all your ideas this dull, or was this one a fluke in not making the cut?

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[when_i_want_to]

[Of course, the instant Cut Man is close enough, he grabs the other 'bot by the head, pulling him down so he can use those giant head-scissors to cut through the plastic tying a price tag to his new yellow scarf.]

Thanks, man; I thought I'd never get that off.

[acutabovetherest]

GYAH! HEY!

[Man what the hell, Proto.]

You could have just asked, you know! I've got arm-scissors, too.

[when_i_want_to]

Sorry, man, but I know how you are with those arm-scissors on the rare occasion you use them. Remember Wily's table?

I spent like ninety bucks on this scarf; I'm not about to see it sliced into confetti.

[acutabovetherest]

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE TABLE!

...ninety bucks? Where the heck did you get that much money?