acutabovetherest: (You're as sharp as a wet rag!)
Cut Man ([personal profile] acutabovetherest) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-06 05:56 pm
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Horrible puns ahoy!

Bringing me over here without any kind of solid plan wasn't very sharp of you, Mun. Are all your ideas this dull, or was this one a fluke in not making the cut?
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true_blue: (Heh.)

[personal profile] true_blue 2012-02-07 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Those were terrible. You really need to sharpen up your act.
acutabovetherest: (LET ME CUT IN)

[personal profile] acutabovetherest 2012-02-07 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
My act is cutting edge, you blue furball!
true_blue: (Sonic's the name. Speed's my game.)

I'll be here all night. Tip your waiters, folks.

[personal profile] true_blue 2012-02-07 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure it doesn't belong on the cutting room floor?
acutabovetherest: (I'M GONNA CUT ME A BITCH)

Pfffft

[personal profile] acutabovetherest 2012-02-07 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm certain - it'll cut you down to size when I'm finished!
true_blue: (You're too slooooow~)

[personal profile] true_blue 2012-02-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Are you recycling material? I'm pretty sure I saw that in a Supercut on Youtube.
acutabovetherest: (You think you're so sharp!)

[personal profile] acutabovetherest 2012-02-07 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
...well, admittedly there's only so much one can do before they start getting redundant. Even if you're super sharp, the limit can cut you off when you least expect it.
when_i_want_to: (12. whoa look it's a bird)

[personal profile] when_i_want_to 2012-02-07 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Cut -- get over here. I need your help with something.
acutabovetherest: (You're as sharp as a wet rag!)

[personal profile] acutabovetherest 2012-02-07 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? What is it?
when_i_want_to: (03. you know you want it)

[personal profile] when_i_want_to 2012-02-07 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course, the instant Cut Man is close enough, he grabs the other 'bot by the head, pulling him down so he can use those giant head-scissors to cut through the plastic tying a price tag to his new yellow scarf.]

Thanks, man; I thought I'd never get that off.
acutabovetherest: (You think you're so sharp!)

[personal profile] acutabovetherest 2012-02-07 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
GYAH! HEY!

[Man what the hell, Proto.]

You could have just asked, you know! I've got arm-scissors, too.
when_i_want_to: (04. chill out)

[personal profile] when_i_want_to 2012-02-07 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, man, but I know how you are with those arm-scissors on the rare occasion you use them. Remember Wily's table?

I spent like ninety bucks on this scarf; I'm not about to see it sliced into confetti.
acutabovetherest: (I'M GONNA CUT ME A BITCH)

[personal profile] acutabovetherest 2012-02-09 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE TABLE!

...ninety bucks? Where the heck did you get that much money?
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