On that Pacific Rim Trailer

[getsciencedone]

Dear Mundane.

Well now you're just being ridiculous. I'm not sure if you're aware of this but many other people besides Aperture use the word 'portal' to describe things. Just because a 'portal' is apparently what brought those 'monsters' out of the sea, it doesn't mean it's one of ours. Besides, the last time I checked, I ran a science facility, not a bunch of giant suits for humans to walk around in. And knowing humans, probably destroy through their own incompetence.

This has nothing to do with Aperture, myself or that test ruining monster, who no, is not a monster of that sort. Though I'm sure she could destroy as much as they did, if she put her mind to it. 

Look, just let me get back to work. We have a very important test starting on the 20th this month, and I'd like to focus on that instead of your insistent pestering about whether or not Aperture can summon giant monsters from other dimensions. 

Besides, you know all test information is strictly classified.

-GLaDOS

Comments

[blumarshmellowkillbot]

[ But...Blue would love to fight giant monsters for science!]

[getsciencedone]

I'm sorry Blue, was there something you wanted to add?

[blumarshmellowkillbot]

[goes stiff and salutes, no maam!]

[getsciencedone]

I didn't think so.

Now before you or Orange gets any funny ideas, I just want to remind you that we are not getting involved in any of this. We have science to focus on. Not monsters that are in no way connected to Aperture.

[dissectinghersmile]

Oh! A fellow scientist is here! I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with a penchant for study.

[getsciencedone]

Oh really? What's your field of study?

[dissectinghersmile]

I'm actually a doctor by trade, but I'm certainly interested in extraordinary beings.

[getsciencedone]

Medical.

[Well it's not science science, but it's better then most other things.]

Well maybe you can study the monsters then. I have no interest in them.

[dissectinghersmile]

You sound a bit disappointed. I know it's not entirely scientific, but I still have a lot of knowledge in other subjects.

What's wrong with the monsters here? What are you interested in?

[getsciencedone]

I'm interested in science, not monsters.

[dissectinghersmile]

But couldn't you study the monsters for science? They have rather interesting traits that a human body could really benefit from adopting.

[getsciencedone]

[Stop giving her ideas.]

Possibly. But we're in the process of a highly important test at the moment and we really can't spare any resources to go off on a wild chase to find monsters.

[dissectinghersmile]

[But fellow scientist!]

Really? What sort of test?

[wiggin]

[portals? monsters? this has certainly perked Ender's interest just a bit.]

What kind of monsters?

[getsciencedone]

I have no idea. Giant destroying ones that came out of the ocean.

It's really not my department. Unless someone shows me proof that Aperture is involved in this, it's just guesswork.

[wiggin]

Why disturb them, though? What are they doing?

[getsciencedone]

I just said I had nothing to do with anything involving monsters. How would I know why those people are disturbing them?