On Hulking out soon

[greenisnteasy]

Yeah, I can tell you're excited for this, but uh, the Hulk isn't really the most healthy way to vent all your pent-up stress now that the semester's over. ...Obviously. You know me pretty well; can't you see how that's a ridiculous idea?

And this thing where you're excited about ruining my friendships? That's great, thanks. I thought at least you were on my side here. I like being anonymous.

[He rolls his eyes.]

Okay, maybe I am a little excited by the idea of standing up to those weird scientists, but they abducted me four days ago. Isn't that a little worrying?

...you're excited for that too?

...where's your favorite Hulk icon? You know, the "you're tacky and I hate you" one? Because... Yeah.

Comments

[manofiron]

I am so mad at you right now.

[greenisnteasy]

...Mad at me? What did I do?

[manofiron]

You let yourself get kidnapped without me. That's so not cool.

[greenisnteasy]

Oh yeah, I tied myself to the train tracks and everything. Next time I'll warn you, and then you can join me on being creepily kidnapped and have your body used for science.

[manofiron]

Better me than you.

[greenisnteasy]

That's the least comforting thing you could possibly say to me right now. How about the next time someone comes to kidnap one of us, we do a Team Science dance set to garish 90s music and strike dramatic poses and kick their asses before any actual kidnapping takes place?

[manofiron]

That's an acceptable alternative. I'll agree to that. You're wearing the sparkly outfit, though. FYI.

[greenisnteasy]

And you're wearing the sexy one.

[manofiron]

Are you kidding? I'm always wearing the sexy outfit. Although I can't really appreciate it, so no, maybe you should instead.

[greenisnteasy]

I'm too hairy for that. Better to stick with the sparkles. Sequins, though. They're less likely to make a mess.

[manofiron]

You make it sound like you're a yeti. Which you're not. And honestly, I thought the point here was to make a mess. So really, the more mess, the better.

[greenisnteasy]

I -- wait a minute. You're making me forget that I'm mad at you.

[manofiron]

How are you mad at me?

[greenisnteasy]

I'm gone four days, and you get caught up in fighting robot Hulks and almost drowning? Couldn't you at least wait until I'm back to almost kill yourself twice so I can make sure you're okay?

[manofiron]

Nope. 'Fraid not. Guess that means you're going to have to keep an eye on me all the time, make sure I don't get into trouble.

[neveracoward]

I want to see the "you're tacky and I hate you" icon.

[Clearly, that is the most important part of this post. Clearly.]

[greenisnteasy]

I think you'd like that too much.

[And so would Bruce. And that's probably clear. It's not like he can be very upset that Tony's diffusing his anger, since... hello, life mission. He rolls his eyes again, smiling.]

Maybe I should make a Phone Tree of people responsible for you. Phil and Lydia are at the top.

[greenisnteasy]

Ask and ye shall receive.

[neveracoward]

[Mystique's gpoy]

How can you not love a face like that? Seriously now.

[manofiron]

Uh uh. No. Nada. Nein.

[ As vehemently as he's shaking his head, it should be very clear that he's not down with this at all. ]

It's your or nobody, buddy. Don't try pawning me off on other people.

[greenisnteasy]

It's pretty easy when it's trying to take over your face and tends to belong to a body that smashes people, places, and things.

[neveracoward]

Well then, those people should have been better prepared, those places should have been insured, and those things can be fixed or replaced.

[greenisnteasy]

What if I don't have time to be your personal assistant now that I'm the only doctor? I think Lydia could handle you.

[Bruce is barely holding back his laughter at this point.]

[greenisnteasy]

Kinda going to have to disagree with you on that one. I like not being tangentially responsible for mass chaos and destruction.

[neveracoward]

You hate him, don't you? The Hulk.