On recent developments in Fate/Apocrypha

[penisenvy]

Fuck this update.

Fuck this user name.

Above all, mun...

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know why I keep myself well-covered at all times? It's to hide my fucking failure of a body! It's to hide the fact that I CAN'T BE LIKE FATHER! Apparently it's too much work for you or this Nasu asshole to have some respect for my fucking privacy!

Dear fucking Christian God and pagan Celtic deities alike! Does my life suck that much? Is the bar for human decency and respect set lower for me than for everyone else? My heart and body can be ripped to shreds and no one would care!

...You're laughing, aren't you? Stop trying to hide it. You're laughing. Everyone is laughing. That's right, laugh at this failure of a clone who can't grow the right body parts! You think I didn't try you stupid bitch?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

The only thing that keeps me from slaying you where you stand is chivalry. I hope you know that.

Comments

[twinbuns]

I didn't call you a girl though. You really shouldn't assume things about people you don't know! It's really rude! It just sounded like you hate girls.

You're not suppose to be one?

[penisenvy]

No. I'm supposed to be a duplicate of my father. Should a man's seed be able to produce a female child?

[twinbuns]

Duplicate? Man's seed?

[ what is childbirth ]

Well... You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself. I mean, your body isn't a failure. Girls can be super strong too! And you should keep that temper in check! You're starting to sound like my friend. He really likes to unleash his rage, my mun says.

[penisenvy]

I'm a homunculus.

[That should be explanation enough.]

I know women can be strong, but as it stands, a man must succeed the King should he ever reap his heavenly reward.

[She sputters.]

I-I don't like to release my rage!

[twinbuns]

What's a Homunculus? Were you not born like everyone else? And how come a man must succeed the King?

[ Slight eye roll. ]

You dropped the f-bomb at least three times there and you yelled at your mun! That's unleashing some rage there.

[penisenvy]

I was born like everyone else. It was the matter of conception that differed.

[She shakes her head.]

That bitch has well deserved it. Only by the virtue of her sex is she still alive.

[twinbuns]

[ FROWNS ]

You see, you have an awful temper. It's really bad.

[penisenvy]

It was provoked by a dishonor that was done to me. She exposed my shame for all to see.

[twinbuns]

My mun makes me mad sometimes, but you don't see me screaming my head off at her.

[penisenvy]

If you had a horrible secret, a secret you were scared of, a secret that would hurt you deeply if revealed, would you like her to announce it to the world? Would you like it if she took you up as a muse merely to watch your humiliation as it is revealed?

[twinbuns]

To be honest I don't think anyone really cares here.

[ She sputters a bit, realizing what she said even though it is a bit true. ]

I-I mean I'm sure people care, just not in a negative way? Besides, there's a ton of secrets about me that I don't want my mun to reveal, but I wouldn't call her a... You know what.

[penisenvy]

[Too late. Mordred is curled up in a corner whimpering about how the cruel, cruel world won't give her any sympathy.]