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Romanadvoratrelundar II ([personal profile] romana2) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-06 12:31 pm

On app to [community profile] paradisa

My Dear Human,

Just relax. I understand your anxiety, however to react this way is rather beneath you. It will happen when it's meant to happen and not a moment before. I do, however have to express my disappointment with you.

You want me to lose the ability to communicate my vast knowledge of the TARDIS, which means Time Travel by default. I am President of the Supreme Council of Gallifrey and all of her Dominions. Keeper of the Sash and Rod of Rassilon. And you think it is appropriate for me to not be able to communicate with others about such pressing issues?

I'm sure the incarnations of the Doctor who are there will take great joy in this - challenge you have given me. Still, I suppose it is better than losing the understanding completely. I just won't be able to express my vast knowledge to others.

What do you mean it will turn me into a babbling idiot? I did not agree to this! If you are not careful, my dear Human, I will send Coordinator Narvin of the Celestial Intervention Agency after you.

That's not a half-bad idea. Narvin, Brax and Leela, yes, they all should come as well.
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[personal profile] hullo_sweetie 2012-02-06 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, another Gallifreyan and a Time Lady at that. I think you and I could get on quite well!
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[personal profile] hullo_sweetie 2012-02-06 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not exactly from Gallifrey, so how should I know how important you are? I'm River Song and if we're going by titles, I'm known first and foremost as the Doctor's wife, and the child of the TARDIS. I'm also pretty handy with guns.
Edited 2012-02-06 22:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hullo_sweetie 2012-02-07 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well not his first wife, obviously. Although you'll have to tell me what you know of her, the Doctor doesn't talk about his past on Gallifrey too often.

[River just has that innate trolling ability to piss some people off, but rest assured she's not making any of this up Romana]

Madame President? Don't you have a shorter name?

[And Romana is beginning to sound a bit too full of herself to River. This should be interesting]

In any case, I beg to differ with you. Granted the ceremony was a bit rushed, what with time failing all around us, but we're renewing our vows in Paradisa this spring. Unless you know the floppy haired, bowtie wearing version of the Doctor I'm familiar with, I doubt you're current and up-to-date on his affairs.
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[personal profile] hullo_sweetie 2012-02-07 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well then I don't think we should get off on the wrong foot here.

[This is River trying to be nice]

You're going to need friends when you arrive.
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[personal profile] hullo_sweetie 2012-02-07 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh Romana really doesn't want to go there. Either place. River's headstrong and doesn't like being called a freak]

Well the Doctor is there. Two versions of him. A blonde one who favors celery and my Doctor, who wears bowties and thinks they're cool.

[Cue River rolling her eyes. Honestly, that man was a fashion disaster]

Why would you side with the Master over the Doctor?
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[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2012-02-09 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Madam President. Is this alien giving you trouble?
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[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2012-02-10 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He frowns.]

I'll have you know that I have my human perfectly under control now.

[He liesssss.]
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[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2012-02-10 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
My mun was, as always, overreacting. I'm perfectly fine. Furthermore, I've told my mun that I shall tolerate no foolishness for the upcoming Valentine's Day nonsense, and he has said that he has no plans.

[Poor, trusting Narvin. "No plans" means "I have four days still in which to make horrible horrible plans."]
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[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2012-02-10 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
As I said, I have my human under control. He won't dare make a fool of me this time.