Voice testing

[aprincipality]

You do know that dithering around won't get my app written, don't you? I'm well aware that thousands of years of history is a little daunting, but I'm sure you can just fudge bits here and there. The Dark Ages were terribly boring, after all, and I can't say I got up to much.

Not to mention that they really do need me over there in Baedal. Now, I wouldn't say anything bad about their Twelve Point Divinity, I'm sure they're lovely gods, but they could clearly use a miracle or two from Up There.

I will miss London, though.

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[aprincipality]

I'd much prefer if you didn't. [he is making such an uncomfortable face]

[molotovmartinis]

I don't see why you object so strongly to me but not to your dear friend. After all, I'm not even a real demon. I was once human, you know. By definition I can't be as bad as Crowley.

[aprincipality]

You've answered your own question; he's my friend, has been for 6000 years. You get to know a person well after that much time.

And anyway, he was an angel once. He just happened to Fall a little.

[molotovmartinis]

A little. Well that's all right, then. Because angels can never do anything wrong.

That's what Gabriel told me, right before he strongarmed me into killing a bunch of people and forcibly impregnating a psychic with the Antichrist.

[aprincipality]

By definition, we're not supposed to. [shifty eyes. he's totally done 'wrong' things for the sake of the Agreement]

Oh, well, that's Gabriel for you. He always has been rather annoying.

[molotovmartinis]

You unmitigated cow. "Oh, well, that's Gabriel for you." I WAS NOT ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN ANY OF THAT, JUST SO YOU KNOW. AND THEN HE KILLED ME. And all you can do is stand there and witter, "He's always been rather annoying"! Yes, he IS really fucking annoying! He annoyed me right out of my life! Fucking angels! If you're not fucked in the head, you're fucking useless.

[aprincipality]

[just :| lineface forever]

That was quite unnecessary. It's hardly my fault you didn't think to keep better company. [Aziraphale you dick]

[molotovmartinis]

Oh, like I really had a choice there!

P.S. If you come to Baedal I will kill and eat a person every day in your name.

[aprincipality]

Haven't you heard of free will?

[sgdfgdfh] No you will not. I should still have enough of my abilities to stop you.

[molotovmartinis]

Haven't you heard of Gabriel being a persistent motherfucker?

You'd have to find me first.

[aprincipality]

I wouldn't use quite that language.

You're a demon, I doubt you'll be that difficult to track down.