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dear_mun2012-12-11 03:14 pm
bring_the_beatdown) wrote in dear_mun2012-12-11 03:14 pm
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On the new Gaming Heads statue
Lady, I cannot believe you paid that friggen much for some lame statue of Sniper. Sniper! I mean, come on, who wants that piss-soaked lame-o on their shelves anyway.
So here's the new plan. You cancel this order, and save your money for when they make a statue of yours truly. I'm sure they're just saving the best for last, gotta get my handsome good looks perfect. Or maybe all the ladies painting them got so enamored they took alla the little me's home.
And then I can sit on your desk next to that wannabe Batman and the creepy Nazi zombie guy. Except I'll be a million times cooler, and awesomer and way more sexy.
This is the best plan. Didja write it down so you don't forget? Because I can say it again if you missed anything.
So here's the new plan. You cancel this order, and save your money for when they make a statue of yours truly. I'm sure they're just saving the best for last, gotta get my handsome good looks perfect. Or maybe all the ladies painting them got so enamored they took alla the little me's home.
And then I can sit on your desk next to that wannabe Batman and the creepy Nazi zombie guy. Except I'll be a million times cooler, and awesomer and way more sexy.
This is the best plan. Didja write it down so you don't forget? Because I can say it again if you missed anything.