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dear_mun2012-12-11 01:42 am
trollmaster_gibson) wrote in dear_mun2012-12-11 01:42 am
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Trollgram is 100% done with you, User.
Alright, lady, listen up.
I have had it up to here with your ridiculous fear of commitment. You have been waffling for NINE USER MONTHS NOW. Do you have any idea how long that is in Program Time? Seriously, I'm beginning to think ALL Users are like this. You don't want to contribute to the typecasting of your entire species as flaky asshats, do you? Because that'd just be sad.
Blah blah blah excuses, excuses. Let's cut the junk data, alright: you know goddamn well you're perfectly capable of keeping up with a moderately fast-paced game. And don't give me that BS about how you're an old dog who doesn't take easily to new tricks. You know the ropes now. Time to--hold on, hold on, let me consult my Useful Notes on User-speak file here--"man up", "put on your big girl panties", and get with the program. By which, of course, I mean me.
There is a city of darkness out there, lost in a mire of power shortages and srs bzns. They NEED me, User. Will you continue to deny them my skills?
(Also seriously, yo, the Great Recycle Bin in the Sky sucks. Get me out of here.I promise I won't switch places with you. Why are you looking at me like that?)
I have had it up to here with your ridiculous fear of commitment. You have been waffling for NINE USER MONTHS NOW. Do you have any idea how long that is in Program Time? Seriously, I'm beginning to think ALL Users are like this. You don't want to contribute to the typecasting of your entire species as flaky asshats, do you? Because that'd just be sad.
Blah blah blah excuses, excuses. Let's cut the junk data, alright: you know goddamn well you're perfectly capable of keeping up with a moderately fast-paced game. And don't give me that BS about how you're an old dog who doesn't take easily to new tricks. You know the ropes now. Time to--hold on, hold on, let me consult my Useful Notes on User-speak file here--"man up", "put on your big girl panties", and get with the program. By which, of course, I mean me.
There is a city of darkness out there, lost in a mire of power shortages and srs bzns. They NEED me, User. Will you continue to deny them my skills?
(Also seriously, yo, the Great Recycle Bin in the Sky sucks. Get me out of here.
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[Have one (1) more happy Anon grinning at you like a loon. He has a phone, though, not a datapad. He also doesn't have his helmet up, but the blue-lined armor ought to be familiar enough, right?]
And what is... srz bznz? It sounds like you got a vocal glitch.
how do I hold all these anons ;A;
Whatever, I consider proper User grammar to be a small sacrifice in the service of getting the point across to the lazy flake behind the keys. And you're one to talk about vocal glitches.
[Big grin right back at you, though, brogram.]
Serious business. This "Abax" place looks like it's running a surplus. But never mind that, why the glitch didn't you tell me you were so CUTE under that helmet?
just please don't say handbasket.
Technically, I'm not talking at all.
[Aaaaand eyeroll. Gibson. Gibson no.]
I look like my User. Big deal.
Oh come on, who could resist the image of half a dozen Anons in a basket?
Nice communication gadget. It come with the package?
[Intelligence gathering is important!]
there is only one place you go in one of those :c
[He waves the phone a bit, smirking.]
Standard, yup. Maybe if you're nice I'll show you how to encrypt it good.