Mun found her hiding in the net.

[4n631]

mmm. You shouldn't bring me out like this. I want to...to stay hidden. Not that I don't appreciate the company! Just...

It's better this way.

Comments

[the_slab_king]

Y'know what I think you need? Some poor fucker to rip the head off of. Always seemed to work for Lil'. Want me to call up mah Slabs?

d'aww :D

[4n631]

I

ah-

[she's not sure how to feel about that.]

I don't think I've ever intentionally killed a person. It sounds...uncomfortable.

This is Brick trying to be nice. People will still die.

[the_slab_king]

Nah, you just grab 'em under the chin, twist and pull. Heads pop off fairly easy really. You want something stubborn? Try ripping the head off a Thresher. Tenacious fuckers.

Besides, I got all kinds of psychos just raring to get their head's ripped off. Hell, one idiot begged the Vault Hunters to shoot him in the face. Which they did. Fucking hilarious.

It's great! I always have Gaige say hi to him when I'm at HQ >D

[4n631]

[This girl is like 125 sopping wet.] I've heard about those. Are they really as crazy as they sound?

Bahahahaha!

[the_slab_king]

[Yeah, but Lilith isn't much more either. Sirens can getaway with that, y'know?]

Oh hell yeah. The only thing those morons know how to do is kill, hurt, and fuck. And believe me, they fuck like rabbits.

Know why you never see women bandits? They're always 'busy.'

Angel is getting quite an education here. o__o

[4n631]

[That's true. They're really kind of broken.] I didn't even think there were female- wow that is kind of disturbing.

Brick: Pandora's version of Sesame Street.

[the_slab_king]

Hell, Roland, Mordy, Lil' and me wiped out half the bandit population on Pandora just looking for one vault. I don't see any other solution as to why there's still so many crazy fuckers runnin' around unless Atlas had some sorta secret cloning facility they left set to 'fucked up crazies' before they got their asses kicked.

Todays lesson is brought to you by the letter "F"

[4n631]

[she actually giggles. Just a little bit] I always assumed that everyone on the planet was logged into the New U system.

In association with the color six.

[the_slab_king]

Y'know, that's something I never got. I mean, I understand why Jack let Roland, Mordy, Lil' and me in if he wanted us to open the first vault, but the others? I mean, there was a New U set up in the Warrior's chamber.

No offense to your old man... but he was one crazy motherfucker.

[Well, okay a lot offense to Jack, just none directed at her.]

[handsomejack]

[What the-... Holy crap. His baby girl is... Okay. She's alive. Now this.]

Angel. You've got a hell of a lot of explaining to do young lady.

[4n631]

[Oh the look on her face. Like someone dumped a bucket of ice down her shirt] I...I do not! [this is her grand act of teenage rebellion]

i love you btw

[handsomejack]

Yeah. You do.

Now, see what happens when you don't follow rules? You get killed. And I know, I know... you're going to say you wanted it to happen. I'm just going to say that I'm over this "teenage angst" stage you're going through. I said I'd forgive you, and I do, baby. Pull a stunt like that one more time though, and I'm going to get cross. You put me through a fiery rampage from hell, Angel. I don't know what you were trying to prove , but it didn't help anyone .

d'aww >D

[4n631]

I'll die as many times as I need to! [she crosses her arms and makes the poutiest of pouty faces] And it did so help! It just didn't help you. And don't you even think about putting that purple goup in me again! I'll run away forever and you'll never hear from me anymore.

[handsomejack]

Yeah, because leading the Vault Hunters to you so they could kill you ended so well for them. I blasted a hole through Roland's chest, got Lilith to do the job you were meant for, and woke up the Warrior anyway. Way to go. Real freaking useful.

What you did, Angel, was a goddamn bloody waste. What you did, was make me want to wipe out every living thing on Pandora and murder every single one of those Vault Hunter pieces of trash even more. Do something that idiotic again and strapping you to that interface, and injecting you full of Eridium will seem like a warm, cozy little getaway in comparison.

She's just full of sass today right? :D

[4n631]

You did all that. You did. I know. But they still beat you! And you know what? You can't do anything to me right now because I have no body to hurt.

That she is!

[handsomejack]

Now, now. Don't be a brat about it.

No matter where you go. No matter what you are, you'll always be my little girl.

[4n631]

[she makes a noise somewhere between whining and grumbling] That doesn't mean I have to just sit around while you hurt people.

[rocksoliddad]

[Suddenly, an eight foot tall dude who makes Brick look SMALL, believe it or not.]

I may be biased, but I've always felt that those who prefer solitude to company simply haven't had much of good company.

[4n631]

[she seems to consider] Well...you definitely aren't wrong about that. I did have some good company for a little bit!

...

Right before I had them kill me. [she says this with a tone of bitter humour]

[rocksoliddad]

[Ah. He goes silent at that, eyes down on the ground for a second or two before he's composed himself again.]

Were they your friends?

[4n631]

I like to think so. But I wasn't a very good friend. I guess because I was being a good daughter instead. [she shrugs] Seems there's no way to be both. [not with that guy for a Dad anyway]

[rocksoliddad]

That isn't true.

[It comes out a little harsher than he intended and he goes silent for a little while, reigning back his Papa Bear instincts the best he can as he tries to put it in more... diplomatic terms.]

All that a father should ever ask of a 'good' daughter, is that she love the people she chooses for her own life just as much as he loves her.

[4n631]

Well, my Dad isn't like normal Dads. Or normal people for that matter. Or even some of the better abnormal people...

[she sighs] He made me do bad things to people. Really bad things.

[rocksoliddad]

... Against your will?

[4n631]

...Yes.