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Mun found her hiding in the net.
mmm. You shouldn't bring me out like this. I want to...to stay hidden. Not that I don't appreciate the company! Just...
It's better this way.
It's better this way.
Y'know what I think you need? Some poor fucker to rip the head off of. Always seemed to work for Lil'. Want me to call up mah Slabs?
This is Brick trying to be nice. People will still die.
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the_slab_king
2012-12-10 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, you just grab 'em under the chin, twist and pull. Heads pop off fairly easy really. You want something stubborn? Try ripping the head off a Thresher. Tenacious fuckers.
Besides, I got all kinds of psychos just raring to get their head's ripped off. Hell, one idiot begged the Vault Hunters to shoot him in the face. Which they did. Fucking hilarious.
Besides, I got all kinds of psychos just raring to get their head's ripped off. Hell, one idiot begged the Vault Hunters to shoot him in the face. Which they did. Fucking hilarious.
[Yeah, but Lilith isn't much more either. Sirens can getaway with that, y'know?]
Oh hell yeah. The only thing those morons know how to do is kill, hurt, and fuck. And believe me, they fuck like rabbits.
Know why you never see women bandits? They're always 'busy.'
Oh hell yeah. The only thing those morons know how to do is kill, hurt, and fuck. And believe me, they fuck like rabbits.
Know why you never see women bandits? They're always 'busy.'
Hell, Roland, Mordy, Lil' and me wiped out half the bandit population on Pandora just looking for one vault. I don't see any other solution as to why there's still so many crazy fuckers runnin' around unless Atlas had some sorta secret cloning facility they left set to 'fucked up crazies' before they got their asses kicked.
Y'know, that's something I never got. I mean, I understand why Jack let Roland, Mordy, Lil' and me in if he wanted us to open the first vault, but the others? I mean, there was a New U set up in the Warrior's chamber.
No offense to your old man... but he was one crazy motherfucker.
[Well, okay a lot offense to Jack, just none directed at her.]
No offense to your old man... but he was one crazy motherfucker.
[Well, okay a lot offense to Jack, just none directed at her.]
It's just that, if I were Jack, I'd lock everyone out except me, and let the Warrior fuck everyone up.
[Shrug.]
[Shrug.]
I am a little disappointed that I didn't get a chance to punch that alien fucker in the face. Wanted to rip out its heart and eat it.
Oh, I already called dibs on searching through the next three-hundred or so vaults. I'll find one of 'em I can punch and roast its balls on an open fire.
[Who says Brick can't be festive?]
[Who says Brick can't be festive?]
Edited 2012-12-10 17:16 (UTC)
[What the-... Holy crap. His baby girl is... Okay. She's alive. Now this.]
Angel. You've got a hell of a lot of explaining to do young lady.
Angel. You've got a hell of a lot of explaining to do young lady.
Yeah. You do.
Now, see what happens when you don't follow rules? You get killed. And I know, I know... you're going to say you wanted it to happen. I'm just going to say that I'm over this "teenage angst" stage you're going through. I said I'd forgive you, and I do, baby. Pull a stunt like that one more time though, and I'm going to get cross. You put me through a fiery rampage from hell, Angel. I don't know what you were trying to prove , but it didn't help anyone .
Now, see what happens when you don't follow rules? You get killed. And I know, I know... you're going to say you wanted it to happen. I'm just going to say that I'm over this "teenage angst" stage you're going through. I said I'd forgive you, and I do, baby. Pull a stunt like that one more time though, and I'm going to get cross. You put me through a fiery rampage from hell, Angel. I don't know what you were trying to prove , but it didn't help anyone .
I'll die as many times as I need to! [she crosses her arms and makes the poutiest of pouty faces] And it did so help! It just didn't help you. And don't you even think about putting that purple goup in me again! I'll run away forever and you'll never hear from me anymore.
Yeah, because leading the Vault Hunters to you so they could kill you ended so well for them. I blasted a hole through Roland's chest, got Lilith to do the job you were meant for, and woke up the Warrior anyway. Way to go. Real freaking useful.
What you did, Angel, was a goddamn bloody waste. What you did, was make me want to wipe out every living thing on Pandora and murder every single one of those Vault Hunter pieces of trash even more. Do something that idiotic again and strapping you to that interface, and injecting you full of Eridium will seem like a warm, cozy little getaway in comparison.
What you did, Angel, was a goddamn bloody waste. What you did, was make me want to wipe out every living thing on Pandora and murder every single one of those Vault Hunter pieces of trash even more. Do something that idiotic again and strapping you to that interface, and injecting you full of Eridium will seem like a warm, cozy little getaway in comparison.
Now, now. Don't be a brat about it.
No matter where you go. No matter what you are, you'll always be my little girl.
No matter where you go. No matter what you are, you'll always be my little girl.
Heh. That's... actually exactly what it means, Angel.
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