Okay yeah this is really weird. I'm not even used to being around people I can't imagine how it'd feel if I liked a girl and she said it was just a game.
[Okay, she's genuinely upset by this because like like or like or what the hell ever this all was-- she did care about Jack. She hadn't wanted to hurt him]
If y'see any Meridas bumbling about, you're free t'smack em' on the back of their head. Or whatever you'd... feel like doin'.
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Maybe....?
[yes.]
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This is weird.
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[lolol puns. He sighs and rakes a hand through his hair.]
So...you and this. other me kissed?
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MEN.]
Yes. And it was supposed t'just be a game. You-- He even said so.
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Okay yeah this is really weird. I'm not even used to being around people I can't imagine how it'd feel if I liked a girl and she said it was just a game.
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YOU. HE-- Said it was a game. And he doesn't like me.
[AND THAT'S THAT.]
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[SHE DOES NOT CONSIDER HERSELF RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL EITHER. AS ESTABLISHED FROM THEIR EARLIER CONVERSATION.]
I just don't know what I did wrong.
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No, Jack. Stop that train of thought.
He sighs and tucks his staff into the crook of his shoulder.]
I'm sorry I can't help much.
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No, it's okay. It's not your fault.
Sort of.
[She sends him a glare]
Be clearer with girls you kiss, okay?
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Hey, I'm not looking to kiss anyone anytime soon but I'll keep that in mind.
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[She's just sayin.]
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[Seriously, there's no kisses in his future
yet. But he does appreciate her...concern? Yeah, he'll take it as concern.]1/3
ALWAYS]I still don't get what I even did. S'not my fault.
2/3
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[SHE CLEARLY DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME BOUNDARIES...]
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If I had known that--
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Because... I guess... I figured you... were experienced???
[YOU'RE 300 YEARS OLD JACK, WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO THINK???]
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[a beat]
The whole nobody-being-able-to-see-you thing kinda does that in.
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What can I do? [A moment] What should I do t'make it up t'yo-- t'him?
[OHGOD HOW DOES SHE JUST MESS THINGS UP?]
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It's hard to say.
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If y'see any Meridas bumbling about, you're free t'smack em' on the back of their head. Or whatever you'd... feel like doin'.
[CARTE BLANCHE. SHE TOTALLY DESERVES IT.]
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And then your hand was a bear paw.
...brain stop
when did ur hands get so big jack?
yaoi hand syndrome
oihugiouh oh no. no jack. Merida is not an uke kawaii ugu boy
8D-/
look. we all know that merida is the top in every relationship ever anyway okay?