no medic, this isn't how you ask for castmates. [havenrpg]

[overdosing]

It is so hard to believe that Hanukkah is already upon us once again, and that Smissmas will follow in a few weeks. How time flies! It feels like only yesterday that I was picking glass shards out of my neck from that ornament that awful little BLU Scout lobbed at me. I know you have your thoughts on what the newest update will bring for me, what kind of wonderful new spielsachen I will be gifted this year, but bitte, try to contain yourself. We can both agree that I have been somewhat naughty this year, so I might not receive anything at all. I know, it breaks your heart. You must prepare for the inevitable crushing disappointment regardless.

[he claps his hands together with a big smile.]

But enough of that! Let's talk about my favorite holiday instead. We have seven days left, and considering you already gave me the gift of mediocrity by forgetting that the festivities started last night, now is the perfect time to redeem yourself. Luckily for you, only seven of my teammates remain. What I am suggesting is that you -

...Well, I'm sure you can figure it out yourself. If gathering them up proves to be too difficult for you, we can always settle on...alternatives. For example, what would you do with a second kidney? Absolutely nothing.

Comments

[notintehkitchen]

Sorry. I... don't think it's possible for me.

[numerically]

[Nice gloves.]

Kidney is kosher; she could eat it.

[overdosing]

A fine idea, but she is not nearly as pragmatic as you and I, my friend. She just made a terrible noise just now which I think sums up her thoughts on the matter.

[numerically]

[He doesn't have the best people skills. Let him show you them.]

Did she vomit?

[overdosing]

Oh, one could only hope. Forget my gifts and get away with it, feh... We'll see about that.

[overdosing]

Eh? Why ever not, my dear? We always set every town we walk into ablaze.

[notintehkitchen]

[She perks up a little at that word ablaze, she likes any word relating to her favorite hobby.]

Because I'm a Pyro and no one knows the real me my mun says.

[numerically]

I'm assuming fried kidney isn't easily bought like it is in my mun's area.

[nonononono]

Maybe she ignored day one so there'd only be seven and she could make this post and people would think you're a creeper because seven relates to the seven deadly sins.

[but sam god created the world in seven days, too, and it was good so.]

And that Brad Pitt movie.

[kiltedcyclops]

Nay, we'll not be having none of that now. Just go back onta ye own team, and leave the rest of us be.

[Don't mess up his Kwanzaa, okay?]

[dakka_dakka_da]

Does Doktor want Heavy to break little man with fast feet?

[hasstandards]

You forgot one winter holiday, Doc. Though to be honest, I'm not sure Old Nick would bring ya anything better than your mundane.

[overdosing]

Isn't he dead? It would be hard to do much gift giving and cheer-spreading from the bottom of a shallow grave.

[sentryslinger]

Smissmas already? I think you're right, Medic. Time does fly around here.

[hasstandards]

I'm not believing that until I see his corpse for myself.

[overdosing]

So go do some digging in the parking lot behind that department store. I assume that is where the BLUs dumped him at.

[hasstandards]

Even if they did dump him there, you think he just stayed dead? He's been alive for over a hundred years. If time didn't kill him, I'm not convinced they could, either.

[overdosing]

Then the task falls on our shoulders if he returns this year for revenge.

[hasstandards]

... You're suggesting we kill Old Nick.

[Marvel at his disbelief.]

[overdosing]

Ja. And to make sure he stays dead, we burn the body and dispose of the ashes accordingly.

[overdosing]

Nothing would make me happier. Perhaps rip his tongue out first, if you don't mind. The boy deserves as much for mocking my jokes.

[hasstandards]

And that's somehow gonna stop him from comin' after us next year.

[overdosing]

Yes, our last big holiday for the year. [he actually looks a little sad about that.]

[sentryslinger]

Seems like just yesterday it was Halloween.

[Though he's okay with not celebrating that one these days, since it usually means wizards and giant eyeballs attacking them.]

[overdosing]

I don't hear you contributing with better ideas! Somehow I doubt he is stupid enough to discriminate between BLU and RED, so there is a good chance he will attack us directly regardless of what we've done. What will you do then?