dear_mun | Someone's thinking about the Star Wars Christmas Special

I know the feeling.

[Oh hai! It's a pretty girl!]

Well, I...that is...

...hi...

Hello. [Oh, look at how adorable you are all young and cute. She doesn't know if she wants to kiss you or pinch your cheeks and make cooing noises...]

[He is far too distracted by the pretty to say anything coherent. Give him a moment or two.]

...hi.

I said that already, didn't I?

This might seem like a strange question but how old are you?

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Aren't you a cheery Cathy.

Oh, no. My name is Luke.

That was me insulting you. [Which is now less insulting since he had to explain it.] Well....Luke. [Nope, Rimmer can't come up with anything to make fun of the name Luke.]

Why would you insult me?

[He puffs out his cheeks, trying to think of a reason.] ...why not? Maybe I just felt like it.

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Don't want to talk about what?

It's...

...don't ask.

...your dad ground you for stealing the car or something?

...no?

What's a car?

And what does "ground" mean?

You're kidding, right?

Y'know, a car, the things people drive around on the roads with?

Grounding's when your parents say you can't leave the house and go party with your friends cause you did something wrong. Or at least they think you did something wrong.

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You all right, there, Commander?

I...

...huh?

Oh, right. [Seriously, all this woogy supernatural cross-dimension time nonsense is not on.]

...Well, never mind that, then. Still, though, you all right there?

These people are very confusing...

Yeah, it's weird here. I mean, I can handle the Force actually being a thing that exists, even if I have no idea how it works, but this place... I suggest not worrying about it. Trying to make sense of it just makes it more confusing.

...Good idea.

Some things bear forgetting, and I don't say that lightly.

...this is about the big secret the mun won't let me know, isn't it?

Not this one, no. It's just unpleasant whenever there's someone who wants to force people to forget something.

[Rezi Soresh, much later Kyp Durron, probably others.]

Exist it does not.

Well, I know that it...

...wait...what?