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[stay_sweet]

Oh please, mun! You really think you can handle a muse like me? You've already got plenty to keep you busy, and you haven't even picked a game that you'd consider me for.

At least wait until the movie's available on DVD so you can canon review properly. I don't want to be written by a loser who won't do me justice.

~Taffyta

Comments

[gonnawreckit]

Why don't you ask your president instead? I'm sure she'd show you all the justice you deserve.

[stay_sweet]

She's not a mun, and her being president doesn't change that I'm still the best racer around.

[gonnawreckit]

You are? But then who was eating whose sugar-coated dust during that big race?

[stay_sweet]

That was just one race. Even a racer as great as me doesn't win every single one. Just most of them.

[She's got the trophy collection to prove it.]

[gonnawreckit]

Methinks someone's in denial of the new top racing order.

[stay_sweet]

Methinks someone needs to mind his own business. I'm going to keep winning, so there.

[notaglitch]

Hey, ain't callin' your own player a loser a bit harsh?

If y'keep that up they'll write you badly on PURPOSE.

[stay_sweet]

She wouldn't do that.

[Would she?]

She'd get...called out on anonymous communities for being OOC!

[notaglitch]

That might be so- but that wouldn't stop her from doin' it in places she wouldn't get called out for it, now would it?

Listen Taffyta, I know this as much as anybody- sometimes these players can get t'be a real pain, but it's a lot easier cooperatin' with em' when you can instead of fightin' back.

[Yes Vanellope, why don't you try taking your own advice for a change? Your player would appreciate it.]

[stay_sweet]

[She's...actually shocked that Vanellope is being so nice to her after how she treated her before, but Taffyta tries not to let that show.]

I guess you're right, Vanellope. And she did show some pretty sweet taste in who she picked for a muse.

[notaglitch]

[You know, it is kindof odd. Perhaps being royal has changed Vanellope's personality more drastically than anyone realized?]

Yeah, s'exactly what I thought when my player let me inside her headspace.

....[She blinks and puts her hands in her pockets, grinning a little.]

Though.....my player has done some pretty nasty playin' with me, I'm not gonna lie to ya. It's definitely not all gummybears and lollipops in this place~

[Nope, wait, there it is. While she can't blame Taffyta for the way she acted completely- it's simply not in Vanellope's nature to let a perfect opportunity to tease her rival pass her by.]

[stay_sweet]

[Taffyta does her best not to show that she's nervous, but 'nasty' does make her wonder.]

How nasty are we talking, here? Candy that's been dropped on the floor and stepped on nasty?

[confectioncrown]

Heehehoo! Well if your Mundane ith anything like mine, Taffyta my dear, hoo hoo... They'll be theeing the film as many times as they pothhibly can! In fact, hehee, mine juth went for her fourthh time today!

[stay_sweet]

[Erk. She knows the truth now, which is an uncomfortable thing. Play it cool, she tells herself.]

My mundane keeps insisting she'll wait for the DVD...but that's so far away.

[confectioncrown]

Oh you don't need to tell my twithe, my dear! Waiting is thimply awful... and Mundanes, hoohoo, haven't ethhactly proven themthelves to be the patient types.

[stay_sweet]

I bet she won't be able to wait that long, and yours won't, either.

[confectioncrown]

Heehee, thweety... "Waiting" might ath well not even be in my Mundane's vocabulary!
She doeth however realize it ith a bad habit of hers, however, hoohoo... so she ith commendably attempting to improve!
... Emphathithh on attempting.

[stay_sweet]

At least my mun got me a pretty sweet username. She did one thing right, I'll give her that.

[fluggerbutter]

I totally feel the same way about my mun!

[stay_sweet]

Then I guess we just need to find ways to punish them if they fail, Rancis.

[That sweet smile? Means she's plotting something.]

Oh wow how did I miss this post. Hope you don't mind lateness?

[mellowcremischievous]

Pffffhahahahaha! Like pretending to be YOU is soooooo haaaaard.

[Look out, here comes the mocking voice.]

Look at me, I think I'm better than everyone because I have good stats! I'm so mean that I have idiot suck-ups instead of friends! I can't take a joke and my last name is really gross!

[stay_sweet]

Real mature, Gloyd.

[She flips her hair and rolls her eyes.]

Did it take all day for you to think that up? Don't burn yourself out, now.

[mellowcremischievous]

You WISH I'd burn out.

[stay_sweet]

Just like you wish you'd win a trophy now and then~

[Smiiiiiiiirk.]

[mellowcremischievous]

Hey, I do win sometimes!

[Not nearly as often as Taffyta, of course, but it's true. It would probably be truer if he didn't get disqualified from so many roster races due to shenanigans, though.]

Seeing the look on your faces after one of my specialties is better than a trophy anyway! Geez, I'm even gonna miss some of you guys, since the place I'm at only has Van and her pals from those other games. And Turbo, but he doesn't count. Who ELSE is gonna make faces like Rancis does when you imply that his precious hair's been fudged up?