the cast at Amat is beautiful

[funked]

Why would I go? Rachel's not even there. Yes, we all know that I would do fantastically on a sex island. But what would I do? Start a cabaret bar? I'm not Kurt, this isn't like the sixties--

Forties. Whatever. I didn't need history to be a four time National winner.

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[warbles]

... Jesse St. James?

[funked]

Yes. [There's a grin at the recognition. He lives for it, really.] Blaine Anderson, former star of the Warblers.

[warbles]

Now star of the New Directions... [ The New Rachel to be exact... waitaminute ] You've heard of me?

[funked]

You transferred? [Sorry, he totally only had eyes for one girl at both Nationals he attended post graduation.]

You were a freshman when I was a senior. Of course the Warblers are an a cappella group, you never really had a chance at getting that far. Still, a voice like yours stands out. Need to know all my competition.

[warbles]

We did well enough.

[funked]

Have they made it to Nationals? Or won it? [Smarmy.] You made the right choice. At least McKinley has one under their belt.

[limaheightsadjacent]

Please. No one in their right minds would let you start so much as a lemonade stand.

[funked]

I would make a damn good lemonade stand. I totally ran my own business. It's not my fault Frankenteen ruined your debute on the national stage.

[limaheightsadjacent]

My time on the national stage has been just fucking fine, Special Ed. Thanks for the concern.

[funked]

Except you lost the first time.

[limaheightsadjacent]

It took us a couple years to be as good as we could be, boo fucking hoo. Most teams never get as far as we did our first year. And let's not forget my national cheer championships, too. I'm doing great for myself, whereas you? Got kicked out of Beach and Bimbos University.

[funked]

So you can cheer some pompoms. What exactly is that going to get you? I had a business and I coached at my school. Yes, you beat us, but that does not cancel everything else.

[gladyoucame]

For the record, sucking yourself off doesn't count.

[funked]

Please. Sex is not a problem. [Be jealous.]

[gladyoucame]

[snort yeah no]

Really? I heard that you Vocal Adrenaline kids get forcibly sterilized upon admittance. Makes sense, considering how you thought about forking Rachel Berry of all people.

[funked]

It's called having talent. You might want to find some, considering I have no idea who you are.

[gladyoucame]

Christ, I hope your mun does. If not I feel sorry for her. Or him. Or it. Your golden season sucked, Prince.

[morethanasidekick]

You Glee club kiddies are like gremlins... I wonder what happens if I feed you after midnight.

[funked]

Um, we'll eat? [How is he supposed to respond to that?]

[morethanasidekick]

[Cue eye roll.] Note to self, lay off the pop culture references.

If you're looking for things to do on a sex island though? The first all singing, all dancing, all naked performance of Cats? Just throwing it out there.

[funked]

I got the reference. 1980s movie. The fat hobbit was in it.

[Eye brow lift.] While I could perform Cats in my sleep, I'm not looking to change a classic. Though you sound as bad as my mun who talked about a nude, choreographed set to 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'.

[warbles]

And all of a sudden, my mun loves this idea.

[morethanasidekick]

[Lips pursed. She so so close to beating her head against a table.]

No sunshine, that was Goonies, not Gremlins but hey, go you for getting the first letter right. Big Bird would be proud.

David Bowie in spandex, that's classic. People wearing catsuits and licking their "Paws"... There are some kinks even I say no to, no matter how much song and dance you dress it up in.

[but_idontlie]

Dude, just find somebody else. Crazy Berry's not the only chick in the world.

[warbleronsmythe]

Jesse St. James. You're legend.