the cast at Amat is beautiful

[funked]

Why would I go? Rachel's not even there. Yes, we all know that I would do fantastically on a sex island. But what would I do? Start a cabaret bar? I'm not Kurt, this isn't like the sixties--

Forties. Whatever. I didn't need history to be a four time National winner.

Comments

[warbles]

... Jesse St. James?

[funked]

Yes. [There's a grin at the recognition. He lives for it, really.] Blaine Anderson, former star of the Warblers.

[warbles]

Now star of the New Directions... [ The New Rachel to be exact... waitaminute ] You've heard of me?

[limaheightsadjacent]

Please. No one in their right minds would let you start so much as a lemonade stand.

[funked]

You transferred? [Sorry, he totally only had eyes for one girl at both Nationals he attended post graduation.]

You were a freshman when I was a senior. Of course the Warblers are an a cappella group, you never really had a chance at getting that far. Still, a voice like yours stands out. Need to know all my competition.

[warbles]

We did well enough.

[funked]

I would make a damn good lemonade stand. I totally ran my own business. It's not my fault Frankenteen ruined your debute on the national stage.

[limaheightsadjacent]

My time on the national stage has been just fucking fine, Special Ed. Thanks for the concern.

[funked]

Have they made it to Nationals? Or won it? [Smarmy.] You made the right choice. At least McKinley has one under their belt.

[warbles]

Are you always this...

[funked]

Except you lost the first time.

[funked]

Right? Yes.

[warbles]

Cocky.

[limaheightsadjacent]

It took us a couple years to be as good as we could be, boo fucking hoo. Most teams never get as far as we did our first year. And let's not forget my national cheer championships, too. I'm doing great for myself, whereas you? Got kicked out of Beach and Bimbos University.

[funked]

I know what it takes to win. You have no idea the regime they put us through at Vocal Adrenaline. We won four straight years. I earned it.

[Unfortunately it's kind of the highlight of his life since high school only prepared him for Nationals and not life. Or college.]

[gladyoucame]

For the record, sucking yourself off doesn't count.

[warbles]

I've heard the rumors. Your regimen ... it sounds insane.

[funked]

So you can cheer some pompoms. What exactly is that going to get you? I had a business and I coached at my school. Yes, you beat us, but that does not cancel everything else.

[funked]

Please. Sex is not a problem. [Be jealous.]

[funked]

It worked. Yes, some girls developed eating disorders and probably joint problems, but it takes a certain kind of commitment.

[morethanasidekick]

You Glee club kiddies are like gremlins... I wonder what happens if I feed you after midnight.

[warbles]

Speaking as someone with a member of their Glee club that just fainted? That's not commitment, that's a disease.

[limaheightsadjacent]

Ooh, so a losing Glee club is gonna be your life forever. Jealous.

[funked]

It's what we had to do. You've never had a director like Shelby. Pretty sure it's where Rachel gets it.

[funked]

You do realize angry Latina has been done before, West Side Story circa 1961.