he's just so easy to play for me

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Mun, c'mon. Not that I blame you for taking up such a suave and ferocious dragon like myself, but couldn't you have come up with a better username? It's just sort of... bland. Heck, I could come up with at least ten others myself.

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[brokethefourthwall]

[Giggle.] Come on, Spike! What's wrong with popcorn?

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Nothing if you're eating it but these usernames are supposed to stick for good, so I'd rather have one that sounds awesome or accurately sums me up.

Something like "smoothspike" or "slyspike".

[brokethefourthwall]

Ooh, ooh! Or "royalmailmare", or "dragonlibrarian". This is fun!

[popcorndotgif]

*You get the face that you should be used to by now, Pinkie.

Also this is the best time to mention that the mun had contemplated "spikeywikey"*

No no no, cool sounding names!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...Yeah, Trixie's not seeing this dragon ever being ferocious.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie deems you to be about as ferocious as a piece of wood.

Trixie's mundane hath performed the very same mistake. He still has yet to fix her username to adequately explain Trixie.

[popcorndotgif]

*He's seriously a tough dragon man. Have you seen the way he runs in terror?*

Yeah, something like "flankwhoopedbytwilight" would fit.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Not really, but she's seen him be unfairly tortured.]

Neigh! The Great and Powerful demands adequacy, not embarrassment!

[popcorndotgif]

What about "tricksie"? Y'know, cause you're nothing but tricks?

[thesunislaw]

[Suddenly Princess.]

From what I have heard of the phrase's connotation, I would say it is quite descriptive to your activities in Ponyville.

[popcorndotgif]

*Which means it's time for straightening up and behaving.*

...That's a good thing, right?

[thesunislaw]

It could be interpreted either way. It merely depends on what you make of it.

[popcorndotgif]

I really do try to help Twilight as much as I can, honest! It's just... not as easy as it sounds...

[charge_sword]

Ferocious, hm? I suppose no one could yell at me for slaying this one...

[He's joking.

Probably.]

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[popcorndotgif]

S-Slaying...?

2 - 2

[popcorndotgif]

*That nearest solid structure looks mighty fine to hide behind.*

You don't wanna slay me! I'm ferocious, sure, but I'm a good dragon!

[charge_sword]

Not that good a dragon if you run away from a knight...

[He may well let Spike in on the joke... Eventually.]

[therarestgem]

Oh, really? I think it's quite cute for you, Spikey-wikey!

[popcorndotgif]

*Thus begins inner conflict:

1. It's Rarity of all people calling him cute.

2. He's still being called cute...*

T-That's the problem, Rarity... I mean it's not a problem if you say it, but what about everypony out there who hasn't met me yet?

[therarestgem]

They would know that you're not like other dragons, of course! And that's a good thing! [primps her mane]

[friendyousohard]

Count your blessings, Spike. "Bland" is usually the least of the problems we end up having with usernames.

Besides... it's pretty accurate.

[popcorndotgif]

There's still tons of better ones I could come up with, Twilight. It's like my mun doesn't even recognize my wit.

*Or care about his feelings... which he doesn't, just so we're clear.*

[friendyousohard]

Your mun probably just picked the feature of your personality he can most relate to. Maybe he's the kind who really likes to sit back and watch the kind of weird things that happen in Ponyville unfold.

... Which, given that he's almost certainly a fan of the show, would make sense.

[elementofloyalty]

Yeah, that's more a Pinkie Pie thing than you... but then again, a 'you' thing would be 'writesletters'. Not sure you're moving up in the world with that.

[bestofthebest]

(Ta-da! Another Rainbow Dash, which means Spike? In for a double dose of trouble.)

Wait, wait, wait: I got one! How about 'wearsaprons'? Or even better - 'waddles'?

[therarestgem]

waddles is so adorable! [coooooos]