Muse is not happy to be reactivated

[simulatedmedic]

I'm a doctor, not a toy. You should take more care in how you treat me.

Although, I must commend you on your choice. Not many people would be capable of playing someone of my calibre.

I just hope that there are no medical emergencies whilst I am stuck here at your whims.

Comments

8D /throws elf

[ladyofrivendell]

And if you are sent somewhere other than this? You are likely to be sent to a place where your skills would be needed.

/watches elf phase through. :|

[simulatedmedic]

Well, as long as they realise the limitations of having a holographic doctor, that's fine by me.

/and then the elf wonders what happened B|

[ladyofrivendell]

A... holographic doctor?

[Obviously completely unfamiliar with the concept of holograms.]

/not impressed. i'm a doctor, not a target.

[simulatedmedic]

Yes. A computer simulation comprising of the medical knowledge of most of the Federation.

:p

[ladyofrivendell]

I'm not familiar with any such thing, I fear.

Hello, doctor. Have a Klingon XD

[sonof_mogh]

The ships doctor should tend to the sick when he or she is needed. [Why does this one complain so much?]

All the Klingon!

[simulatedmedic]

You are quite right, Mr... [Brb, searching Starfleet Database.] ...Worf, correct?

But, as you can see, we're not on a ship, and there are hardly an abundance of sick people.

Re: All the Klingon!

[sonof_mogh]

How do you know my name? I have not seen you before.

[He frowned.] I wish I was back on the Enterprise. It would be a safer place to be than the chaos of this place.

[simulatedmedic]

It is my duty to be aware of notable medical instances. Your adventures on the USS Enterprise have a surprising amount of medical data on Klingon physiology.

[captainpike]

...you're not Boyce. Which doctor are you?

[simulatedmedic]

I am the Emergency Medical Hologram on the Federation Starship USS Voyager

...and judging from the uniform, its no wonder you don't know what I am.

[captainpike]

You're a what? A hologram isn't a doctor.

What's wrong with my uniform?

[simulatedmedic]

That is where you're mistaken.

[Tricorder out, takin' some scans. 'Scuse him.]

Hardly your fault. Your Starfleet uniform pre-dates my program's activation.

[o5_12]

My mun is absolutely delighted to see you here. Apparently you were her first childhood crush.

Personally I think you'd do well in another universe. A skilled doctor is priceless in any time and place, and they're few and far between here.

[simulatedmedic]

Well, your mundane has excellent choice. And while I have no doubt that I would be a worthy edition to another universe, I have a crew to look after. They can barely get through a week without hurting themselves.

[o5_12]

She still has a bit of a crush on you. I'm hoping it doesn't transfer to me. That'd be a touch awkward.

Regardless, time freezes in your universe when you're put in a game. It's not a 1 to 1 time ratio like it is with the universes my people have encountered. They'd be exactly how you left them when you got back. And you might make some remarkable medical discoveries... I'm hoping to find a cure for my daughter.

[simulatedmedic]

While I am experimenting with additions to my programming, I'd say that's a step too quick.

A cure for your daughter? What is she suffering with?

but doctor, be loved

[kejal]

Someone [ ... ] of your calibre? Maybe all Starfleet doctors have big ego's. [ Because that could compete with Julian ]

He will be loved.

[simulatedmedic]

Ah, but I'm not just any doctor. I'm programmed with the medical knowledge of over a thousand of the brightest medical minds from across the Alpha Quadrant.

gooood

[kejal]

And obviously a little more than just that.

[simulatedmedic]

I have been experimenting with my program, yes.

I'm the Emergency Medical Hologram of the Federation Starship USS Voyager. You may call me the Doctor.

[couldnt_kahless]

She should. I don't know if this lady here is consistent enough for me to be around to fix your program, when you need it. Again.

[simulatedmedic]

Despite how uncommon it is, my mundane is actually male. He takes no offense, however.

And my program rarely gets corrupted, thank you very much.

[couldnt_kahless]

Then he should.

Rarely? Except when you want to add some new subroutine without doing it properly. Or some alien species decides to hack our systems starting with you. Or some neat new stellar phenomenon decides to play havoc.

Hardly ever.

[simulatedmedic]

[Damn you, B'Elanna and your logic.]

Alright, it does happen more often than I find comfortable, but it's rarely self inflicted.