rewatching the series and someone came back

[muddershero]

'Bout gorramn time. You're crazy if you think I'm just waitin' around here forever for the honor of your company. Like I ain't got nothin' better to do.

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And whoever this guy "Chuck" is, you can ruttin' forget it. Dong ma?

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[muddershero]

Gone enough for my liking. I ain't never seen it. It's just stories you learn in history classes and from uppity doctors.

If you're dead, how are we still talkin'? Holograms are just computer programs, right?

[hforhologram]

[frustrated noise] That's not fair, we've been traveling for so long. Lister is going to be heartbroken... [smirky smirk] I'm definitely telling him this when I see him next.

Sim-mu-la-tion of me. [Rimmer must think if he talks slower, Jayne will understand better.] It's a copy of my memories stuffed into a light emitter. The real me was fried in a radiation leak on board ship.

[muddershero]

How long you been travlin' that you don't know nothin' about Earth That Was? It's been gone so long ain't nobody missin' it anymore.

[speak as so as you like. doesn't mean Jayne'll understand techotalk]

Uh-huh. Radiation sounds like a bad way to go.

[hforhologram]

Ohhhh....round about 3 million years.

It reduced me and the crew to small piles of white powder.

[muddershero]

You're just making up that tsway-niou to make me look bad. Do you think I'm an idjit? No way it was 3 million years.

[hforhologram]

[Just this look.] No, I don't think you're an idjit. [Yes, he's making fun of your accent.] And it was 3 million years. The senile computer said so.

[muddershero]

[he hardly registers that as you making fun]

Issat right? Well, looks like you're doin' pretty okay for a 3 million year old decrepit computer simulation. Most of that tech stuff goes to hell just by lookin' at it funny.

[hforhologram]

[crossing his arms] How would you know what hologram is decrepit or not? I could be the pinnacle of human technology itself.

You tend to break things with your face often?