[frustrated noise] That's not fair, we've been traveling for so long. Lister is going to be heartbroken... [smirky smirk] I'm definitely telling him this when I see him next.

Sim-mu-la-tion of me. [Rimmer must think if he talks slower, Jayne will understand better.] It's a copy of my memories stuffed into a light emitter. The real me was fried in a radiation leak on board ship.