WHERE ARE ALL THE KIDS goodness

[bothourlives]

...Of course I miss them.

Doesn't mean I want them caught up in all the weird things that happen on the ship though. Probably better if they stay home with Tifa.

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lmao, you're fine bb <3

[bothourlives]

[...are we seriously having this debate.]

It's still spiky. And longer.

[weallfalldown]

So? Just in the back. [Like a hedgehog.]

Yours is an all around danger zone!

[bothourlives]

Doesn't stop you from messing it up all the time. So I guess it's not that dangerous.

[weallfalldown]

No, I can just withstand it.

SOLDIER hands, you know? [He is so ridiculous. Why are you even friends with him, Cloud?]

Regular people better watch out.

[bothourlives]

[He asks himself that every day.]

Don't be ridiculous.

[It doesn't bother Serah! ...she does wear gloves though most of the time hmm.

The chocobo chicks don't mind it! They nest in his hair for naps quite frequently.

YEAH.]

That doesn't make sense.

[weallfalldown]

I am being serious, Cloud.

I think you might have to shave it all off. It's a safety hazard.

[bothourlives]

There's nothing wrong with my hair.

[weallfalldown]

It goes against the code, Cloud.

Gotta shave it. Sorry buddy. [He clicks his tongue and shakes his head, looking sorry for him.] I can go get the scissors if you want me to.

[bothourlives]

[He is...

NOT BELIEVING THAT FOR A SECOND. Not even one. Nope.]

You're not coming near me with scissors.

...that's dangerous.

[weallfalldown]

Have you ever cut your hair Cloud? How did it look when you were a kid?

[bothourlives]

[I have no idea whether to believe he looks this ridiculous because he hacks his hair off himself or that he pays someone else to do it.

NEXT QUESTION.]

It was longer. Had a ponytail.

[And it was cool. Even if it was pretty much exactly like his mom's hair.]

[weallfalldown]

Awww, that's cute.

So it was all fluffy like that except you had a little mullet in the back you tied back for a ponytail? [Cloud with a mullet...Totally Nibel-style.]

[bothourlives]

I guess. It was a long time ago.

[IT WAS COOL. Still cool, he'd totally do it again. please stop him]

...My mom did it.

[Don't tell him your mom never gave you a weird backwater haircut too, come on now.]

[weallfalldown]

[Yeah, he'd get the fashion police all over you if you tried. And then maybe tell Denzel that Cloud was thinking of giving him the same style, and that would be the end of that.]

I think your current hair style might be better than that though. Without the mullet. Even if it is dangerous.

I'd rather fluffy cloud than fluffy cloud with a tail.

[bothourlives]

[The chicks like playing his short hair B)

and by chicks I mean mostly of the chocobo variety because lolsob real girls are not in his life.]

I'm not fluffy.

[gahd why are you so embarrassing.]

[weallfalldown]

[Oh come on Cloud, get those real girls! He knows you've got it in you. Or do you need some lessons from the master?]

No? Well your hair is...

[Fluff, fluff fluff.]

[bothourlives]

[He definitely needs lessons. This can only end well.]

No it's not.

[Is he being ornery just for the sake of being ornery?

Probably.]

[weallfalldown]

It's like a fluffy Chocobo butt.

[Now he's just being an ass. That's what you get, Cloud.]

[bothourlives]

[...wow okay you know what]

Yours is like a Boundfat.

[or hedgehog pie TAKE THAT]

[weallfalldown]

At least its not like an ass.

[Naw, thats okay, Cloud. So long as it doesn't look like ass.]

[bothourlives]

My hair doesn't look like chocobo ass.

[WORST BEST FRIEND EVER?]

[weallfalldown]

[He is the bestest friend. Good friends are honest.]

Are you sure? Have you looked at one lately?

[bothourlives]

We raise them on the ship.

[So yes. Yes he has in fact seen some chocobo asses lately.]

...Looks more like their heads than their tails.

[He's joking about himself and admitting he looks somewhat like a chocobo. (still huffy about it though) Call the presses.]

[weallfalldown]

[Aww, you ruined it, Cloud! You're not supposed to agree with him! That takes the fun out of it!]

Well, maybe.

[And yes, he's pouting. Damn, you just killed the fun, you fun killer.

[bothourlives]

[If there's one thing Cloud's good at it, it's ruining everything.]

Definitely.