wrt the Star Trek Into Darkness Teaser Trailer

[captaincocksure]

...What is with you and my shirt?

I get it, okay? You've been a fan forever, the whole idea is I'm the captain now and I should be in the gold shirt, I understand. But there are, I don't know, more pressing matters?

You saw all that, right? The running and the cliff-jumping and the explosions and the volcano and the guns and the fist-fighting and the epic stare-downs and... and Sherlock Holmes in The Adventure of What the Hell Crawled Up That Nameless Bad Guy's Ass and Died?

And you want to know where my uniform shirt is.

Unbelievable.

...Listen, while I have you here: you need to remember it's s-h-i-R-t. And s-h-i-P. Stop with the embarrassing typos. I don't want to be that guy.

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[captaincocksure]

She's had that torn already. Honestly, it's a thing with her, the shirts and being torn.