Brand new and voice test.

[hatchy]

Mun.dane.

That is an odd name.

Are you. sure. this is a good idea? Maybe you should ask The Spine about this.

Comments

[mischief_reborn]

[And bam. Facepalm.] I'm not a fan of people just riding him around all willy-nilly. [AHEM THE SPINE.]

[eyestothesky]

[I DID NOT RIDE HIM WILLY-NILLY. AND I ASKED FIRST OKAY.]

[mischief_reborn]

[YOU DID NOT. THERE IS NO MEMORY OF BEING ASKED ABOUT THIS.]

[eyestothesky]

[I DID SO. I ASKED IF HE WANTED TO GO ON A HORSE ADVENTURE WITH ME AND HE TOTES WAS DOWN WITH THAT.]

[mischief_reborn]

[HE CAN'T ANSWER YOU! HE'S A HORSE! YOU HAVE TO ASK HIS MOTHERFATHERPERSON FIRST!]

[eyestothesky]

[WELL HE NEIGHED TWICE FOR YES AND YOU WEREN'T THERE TO ASK.

AND I MADE SURE TO STOP AND FIND HIM A NUTRITIOUS LUNCH BEFORE WE WERE DONE.]

[mischief_reborn]

[HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT MEANT YES?! IT COULD HAVE BEEN "BACK OFF SHINY METAL MAN I DON'T WANT NONYA UP IN MY SPACE."

YOU BETTER WELL HAVE FED HIM ALL HIS FAVOURITE FOODS TOO!]

[eyestothesky]

[IT'S A UNIVERSAL SYSTEM AND HE SEEMED SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND IT. DON'T TRY AND STUNT YOUR SON'S ADVENTUROUS STREAK.

DON'T BE THAT MOMDAD]

[mischief_reborn]

[DON'T GO PUTTING... NEIGHS INTO HIS MOUTH YA BIG METAL PUNK.

HE IS THE BEST MOMDAD OKAY?!]

[malfunctionbot]

[THATTA BOY, SPINE. YOU TELL HIM.]

[mischief_reborn]

[SEE IF HE MAKES YOU AN ENCHANTED PAPER DUCK NOW BUCKO!]

[hatchy]

[And this is what happens when the 'bots are in one place.

OR because this is Hatchworth.]

Is it riding all willy.nilly if your son al.lows it?

[mischief_reborn]

[Both. It's both.]

How can he really allow it if he is a horse and cannot tell a person, or automaton, otherwise?

[hatchy]

There's a. thing. that can be commun.icated-

Like buck.ing!

[mischief_reborn]

Hate to break it to you but... Eight legs makes it hard for him to buck like a normal horse would. Too much contact with the ground.

[hatchy]

Eight legs? That's some.thing I've never seen before.

[mischief_reborn]

The Spine said six in his song, but Sleipnir really has eight.

[hatchy]

Eight is a good. number.

[mischief_reborn]

It is a good number. Do you have a favourite number, Hatchy?

[hatchy]

It usua.ly depends.

[mischief_reborn]

Depends on what?

[hatchy]

Sometimes on the day my copy of Moustache To.day comes.

[Hard to tell if joking or serious.]

[mischief_reborn]

... [He narrows his eyes for a minute before pulling said magazine out from behind his back.] You mean this copy?

[malfunctionbot]

I speak fluent equine, ya know.

[mischief_reborn]

Shut it, Rabbot. [He sure is making a face at you right now.]