Brand new and voice test.

[hatchy]

Mun.dane.

That is an odd name.

Are you. sure. this is a good idea? Maybe you should ask The Spine about this.

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[malfunctionbot]

Ya shore ya wanna roll with it an' ask Th'Spine when ya can ask yer b-b-bestest, older, more mature b-brother instead?

[hatchy]

Rab.bit!

[No questions right now, because Rabbit ol' buddy and such.]

[malfunctionbot]

[Old buddy, old pal, sorry 'bout the vault and all of that.]

In my h-h-humble opinion, I don't see any problem with ya joinin' us on some adventures, H-Hatchy. It ain't KazooLand, but it'll d-do.

[hatchy]

[We don't speak about the vault. E-bay all the way.]

Your o.pinion is mighty welcomed, Rabbit. I wasn't told that an.y of you were around.

[malfunctionbot]

[Is he beaming at that? Hell yeah he is. His fucking opinion is welcomed. Suck it, Spine.

Rabbit clanks forward a little to slap his youngest brother on the shoulder once, resounding in the usual thud of metal on metal.]That'a boy!

Eh? Your mundy-whatsit didn't t-tell ya nuthin' 'bout w-what was goin' on?

[mischief_reborn]

Hatchy. The Spine can't help you all the time. You're out of that silly closet now. Live it up!

[malfunctionbot]

C-c-closet? What closet? We ordered him offa Ebay! One t-t-thousand Walter Fun bucks!

[mischief_reborn]

He had to be stored somewhere before you bought him.

[malfunctionbot]

Nope. Nada. Wrong-o.

[AKA, we don't discuss the vault, ok.]

[mischief_reborn]

My Stark Phone was in a closet once... Leah hid it there...

[Well now he's just rambling so worry not, Rabbit.]

[hatchy]

But. The Spine. knows everything!

[... One guess where he got that from. Or who.]

[mischief_reborn]

It's impossible to know everything.

[hatchy]

He spends so much time in. the. Hall of Wires. How could he. not?

[mischief_reborn]

Look, even I don't know everything. And if anyone should know everything... It's me.

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[eyestothesky]

Seems just fine to me.

<3333333333333333333333333 GUESS WHO

[hatchy]

Is it. really. fine?

IS IT SANTA? 8Da

[eyestothesky]

Well you're here and so are Rabbit, The Jon and I. Not a bad start to an adventure, hmm?

WELL THIS GUY HAS A MUSTACHE AND LITTLE BEARD.

[hatchy]

It could be worse!

SO IT REALLY IS YOU

[eyestothesky]

[That just gets a chuckle.]

Got that right. Now c'mere and let me get a look at you. [Aka: The Spine will do his usual fussing to make sure everything's in order.]

DID I HEAR SANTA?

[malfunctionbot]

[poweredbypepsi]

[ASDLJASDLJASDF]

Hatchy! Hatchy!

[hatchy]

The. Jon!

[poweredbypepsi]

[And this is just one energetic ball of golden energy hopping around you at full speed, curls bouncing everywhere.] I'm so glad you made it, Hatchy! We've all been waiting for you!

[hatchy]

Is that why this mun.dane was so eager to bring me out here?

[D'aww, The Jon. Hatchy just smiles wide, head turning to keep up with the bouncing golden 'bot.]

[poweredbypepsi]

It must'a been! Things just aren't the same without you! I mean, I know you've been gone for a really long time, but not really cause I know you've been here instead- [A gesture to where his heart would be if he were human] -Cause that's what The Spine said, but I really missed having you here here with us and well... [...What was the point he was trying to make again? Sometimes his words just spewed out so fast his brain couldn't keep up.]

I'm just happy. Very happy. You're my only little brother and it's my job to take care of you.