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Mun, this is so cool! And trust me, I know cool.

So is it true that there's other mutants here and we don't have to worry about getting into fights at carnivals? Man, if only Hank, Scott, Warren, and Jean could see this. You say that they might be around? That's...wait.

...what do you mean Hank might be blue?

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Dude, Bobster, if the most you have to worry about is Hank bein' blue, count yourself lucky.

[Bobster? What the...?] Uh, do I know you?

And why wouldn't I worry about Hank being blue? I am his best friend and it's my job to cheer him up.

... I hate timelines. Like, totally epically hate them with a fiery passion.

Um, they don't mean blue as in depressed. Your mun means blue as in... well, blue and furry, really. He was that way when I joined the X-Men.

I'm Jubes, by the way.

Let me get this straight, you're telling me that Hank is blue and furry in the...future? [Mind blown.]

That'd be the gist of it, yep. If it makes you feel better, Scott's still a jerk.

...Whoa. [a beat] And Scott's not that bad. He can actually be pretty awesome sometimes.

Anyway, you said you joined the X-men? That's great. We could always use more members. [Especially girls. There's only Jean and he's stuck as the "little brother".]

Oh, I know, when he's not got the stick up his butt.

[Shrugs.]

Have you met Wolverine yet?

[He shakes his head.]

I don't think so. Is this Wolverine another member of the team?

Wow, you're way back. Okay, let's see. Yeah, Wolvie joins up, eventually. I come with him later. Um, much later.

This is so weird. [Talking about the future, that is.] There's only five of us right now and the professor.

So what can you do?

You're an X-Man, you'll get used to it, unfortunately.

[She cracks her gum and gives him an evil smile.]

I detonate matter on a subatomic level. Basically, I'm a walking atom bomb.

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