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[shinra_dog]

 So -- we got accepted, huh?  Well, congratulations, I guess.  I'm ready t' get the suspense over with if we're gonna commit.  Though, what's this now about smut roleplay?  The prospect is interestin', an' I ain't totally opposed, but I gotta say I'm a little confused.  Maybe we should think this one through a li'l more, yo.

If yer set on punishin' me for pleasure, let's try to actually get some shit done before Friday, then, okay? All this excitement is gettin' kinda nauseatin' in the headspace, ya really need t' calm down an' get yer act t'gether or you'll hafta drop again.  If it helps, I'll help ya prep for finals -- that's really the only barrier now t' kickin' ass an' takin' names, right?  If it gets me some action, I'm in.

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The fuck is "existentialism??"  Phallic what??  What is this crap?!

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[shinra_dog]

Really? *eyebrows rise and eyes glint mischievously* You sly bastard, I never woulda' guessed! Yer always so... cool an' collected, yo. Above it all. My mun would say aloof, but I don't think it's exactly like that.

*conspiratorial gossip-mongering whisper* Hey, how do ya figure Angeal? There must be somethin' really dirty under all that "honor" an' "virtue" crap!

[iam_sephiroth]

[He smiled slowly.]

Angeal is an honourable man. I don't see any dirty undertones in how he portrays himself. If anything, he would be a man to uphold his standards.

Genesis on the other hand.....[He grinned.]

...he and I know dirty.

[shinra_dog]

*starts to look disappointed about Angeal, but instantly forgets it when he hears about Genesis*

I had my suspicions... *sudden revelation, claps one fist in his open palm* Wait a minute, has he been hiding porn in that Loveless book jacket?! Th' man's a genius! Why haven't I ever thought a' that??

[iam_sephiroth]

[Sephiroth smirked.]

Oh, nothing like that. Genesis isn't so crass, Reno. He's a gentleman born and bred. I don't think you catch my meaning. He and I....we're a couple.

[shinra_dog]

Rrrrreally now? An' what's that like?

Does anyone else in SOLDIER know?

[iam_sephiroth]

As far as I know, no. I don't want it spread about either. [That is a warning, Reno.]

[shinra_dog]

*nods with hands raised* Okay, okay, I won't say anythin'. I don't need two SOLDIERs tryna' kick my ass.

*sighs*

[iam_sephiroth]

[He smiled.]

Don't worry. Genesis and I won't attack you, Reno.