just tossed in a last minute app at route_29

[ex_dattebane809]

Hey mun, what's your your problem? You glance over the ad for another cool place and then end up sending me somewhere I can't even fight? This isn't where I wanted to go! Don't tell me I gotta be grateful you're dragging me out when you're gonna put me somewhere boring. I'm sort of happy, but I wanted go somewhere I wouldn't stick out. Plus, there's laws about beating up people there. You're going to be responsible for a kid my age being stuck in jail.

I guess it can't be that bad. You're really kinda excited for it and well, at least you didn't stick me with a certain other Pokémon. The one you picked for me is kinda cute too.

... Hey, what do you mean it's gonna be just perfect for me? You better tell me what you're up to, mun!

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[ex_dattebane809]

Wha-? I can't do that or else they'll make fun of me for good! I don't want to get beat up or my hair tugged or anything like that anymore, you know! [ Yeah, let her find out you beat her to it, Tsunade. She'll be so ass pained!! ] I would do all of that, you know! It isn't as though I'm an idiot. I'd do what I can to make sure all matters are taken care of properly.

[ Oh. ]

So you're gonna marry that guy then?

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[godaime]

I know, I know. While beating them up is certainly a good solution now, it's not viable thing to present when they select and confirm a future Kage. How are they going to select the person that won't forgive members of her own village? Besides, men grow out of these sorts of things anyways. Chances are, by the time you're a Kage, they won't call you anything that has to do with the word tomato. They'll call you by your name! [ She grins, knowing not to reveal her real status to asspain Kushina! ] Heh. I never said you wouldn't.

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[godaime]

No. I won't. Not with consent at least. The town is basically saying we're married, even though we really aren't. [ And even though we will never be married! ]