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ｔｏｍａｔｏ ❀ ｋｕｓｈｉｎａ ｕｚｕｍａｋｉ ([personal profile] ex_dattebane809) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-04 10:50 pm
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just tossed in a last minute app at [community profile] route_29

Hey mun, what's your your problem? You glance over the ad for another cool place and then end up sending me somewhere I can't even fight? This isn't where I wanted to go! Don't tell me I gotta be grateful you're dragging me out when you're gonna put me somewhere boring. I'm sort of happy, but I wanted go somewhere I wouldn't stick out. Plus, there's laws about beating up people there. You're going to be responsible for a kid my age being stuck in jail.

I guess it can't be that bad. You're really kinda excited for it and well, at least you didn't stick me with a certain other Pokémon. The one you picked for me is kinda cute too.

... Hey, what do you mean it's gonna be just perfect for me? You better tell me what you're up to, mun!
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godaime: (Out of money and sake?!)

[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-05 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh boy oh boy what do we have here?!

Tsunade has no damn clue what the hell is going on. A kid Kushina?! She thought she saw it all! ]

[personal profile] ex_dattebane809 2012-02-05 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Just what are you staring at?

[ TOUGH KIDDO ACT IS GO. ]
godaime: (Bibles belong in the fictional section.)

[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-05 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. I never expected to see you as a little girl again. [ LMAO she ain't even mad bro.

beating genins with one finger while drunk yeaaah. erryday all day. ]

[personal profile] ex_dattebane809 2012-02-05 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
But I've always been a little girl.

[ Tsunade, have you been drinking a lot more than usual or something?? ]
godaime: (Whoever put a tambourine in the dryer)

[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-05 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, everyone has to grow up eventually. [ She's not going to bother explaining timeline stuff because that is too intense for kiddies like you.

Yes. Yes. She had a little bit too much. ]

[personal profile] ex_dattebane809 2012-02-05 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Well when I grow up, I'm gonna show up all of those stupid boys who didn't believe me! I'm gonna become the first lady Hokage and they're gonna wish they had been nicer.

[ Provided Tsunade doesn't beat her to it and all. ]

What are you doing here? Got some beef with your mun too?
godaime: (Just made a guy walk into a parked car)

[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-06 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Good luck with that. Being the first lady Hokage would certainly be something. Though, in order to be a kage, you have to open your heart to the village. [ ....Ignoring the fact that she already has it. ] You can't use fear when you're a kage, you have to approach the village matters with love. What would work best for the village.

Heh? Me? Nah. My mun is all right. Except for their twisted dream to have Jiraiya as my husband in my game. [ and your kid as her kid. ]

[personal profile] ex_dattebane809 2012-02-09 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha-? I can't do that or else they'll make fun of me for good! I don't want to get beat up or my hair tugged or anything like that anymore, you know! [ Yeah, let her find out you beat her to it, Tsunade. She'll be so ass pained!! ] I would do all of that, you know! It isn't as though I'm an idiot. I'd do what I can to make sure all matters are taken care of properly.

[ Oh. ]

So you're gonna marry that guy then?
godaime: (I was so drunk I stopped to let a)

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[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-10 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know. While beating them up is certainly a good solution now, it's not viable thing to present when they select and confirm a future Kage. How are they going to select the person that won't forgive members of her own village? Besides, men grow out of these sorts of things anyways. Chances are, by the time you're a Kage, they won't call you anything that has to do with the word tomato. They'll call you by your name! [ She grins, knowing not to reveal her real status to asspain Kushina! ] Heh. I never said you wouldn't.
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[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-10 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I won't. Not with consent at least. The town is basically saying we're married, even though we really aren't. [ And even though we will never be married! ]
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[personal profile] 8reaks_8balls 2012-02-05 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
It never hurts to 8reak the rule when you have to

troll text is just fine <3

[personal profile] ex_dattebane809 2012-02-05 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
If everyone broke the rules, then there would be a lotta trouble!
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[personal profile] 8reaks_8balls 2012-02-05 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sure 8ut most people don't 8reak the rules so you can without causing the whole system to collapse.

[personal profile] ex_dattebane809 2012-02-05 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't seem very fair. If others see me doing it, they might start breaking the rules too, and then we'll just have an entire game full of disobedient people!
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[personal profile] 8reaks_8balls 2012-02-05 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well then only 8reak the rules when you have to?
I mean there are plenty of times when you have to 8eat someone up.

[personal profile] ex_dattebane809 2012-02-05 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Right, that sounds good. If I only break the rules when I have to, then I can't get in trouble for it. Because it was necessary, right?
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[personal profile] aflashoffaith 2012-02-09 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Well this is new. He's met Naruto's of all ages but...]

Ah? Would someone your age even be sent to jail? I'd think maybe there would be a more lenient punishment...

[A grin.]

Though I doubt there's any cell that could hold you, Kushina.

[personal profile] ex_dattebane809 2012-02-09 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Who's this dork? Cause he looks like a dork. ]

The rules say I would. Don't worry about me though. I can break out of any jail cell if I get caught, you know! It's good you recognize potential when you see it, yea!
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[personal profile] aflashoffaith 2012-02-09 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excuse you I'm totally a splendid ninja.]

Wouldn't that get you into even more trouble?
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