Just recently joined, voice testing, open to any game suggestions

[vainvoid]

So, you think you got what it takes to play me do you?

Tch, you don't even know where the hell you want to play me at, and besides, even if you did, how do I know you won't chicken out and quit?

[Give me some credit Vanitas, I did get your journal and icons in order didn't I?]

Okay, so you're not completely useless. Alright, here's how it goes: I don't give a damn where you send me so long as I can stretch my legs. Try to keep me in character and try to be diligent about it, cause I know you have a tendency to procrastinate.

[Mun gives muse a disapproving look.]

Hey, I call it like I see it. Don't like my opinion? Whine to someone who gives a damn, cause I sure as hell don't. And one more thing... (summons Void Gear) If you so much as think about sending me to a sex game, it will be your head.

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[dork_of_keys]

Threatening muns usually only amuses them. Not to mention that it's really not nice.

[Sora pauses for a moment, thinking, because as much as he doesn't approve of the threat, he does understand the reason for it. And takes the opportunity it provides for a little snark. It seems deserved, because, really? Who would want to sleep with this jerk?]

Your mun's probably already considered that, but in your case, it might be a bad idea.

I didn't think anyone would reply to this!

[vainvoid]

You expect me to be nice? You really don't know me dude.

[Vanitas then pauses a bit because there's something about Sora that's bugging him, but the can't quite put his finger on it yet]

No, he hasn't thankfully. And yeah, I'm not the one night stand kind of guy.

[dork_of_keys]

It was a statement. Although being nice sometimes might actually do you some good.

[Maybe it's the appearance? Sora knows his mun only tossed him at Vanitas full her own amusement... And maybe to try to lure him somewhere, but Sora's pretty sure Ven would shit bricks if they got a Vanitas there.]

You don't strike me as the long term relationship type either, to be honest. Does your mun have any idea where he wants to put you?

[vainvoid]

Kindness isn't really my strong suit.

[Yeah, it wouldn't be a good idea to mention Ven]

You're not as dumb as you look. As of now no, but she's considering Luceti.

[dork_of_keys]

Noted.

[Which is why he's not going to.]

I've heard you end up with wings at Luceti.

[vainvoid]

That's what my mun says.

[dork_of_keys]

[Sora chuckles. Oh jeez, who put him in smart ass mode?]

For some reason, I'm picturing you with bat wings.

[risingwinds]

Why would your mun wanna send you to a place like that?!

[Behold, Ven's horrified expression. Even at age 17, he finds stuff like that strange and uncomfortable.]

Hello!

[vainvoid]

[Well, look who it is. and Vanitas is quite suprised because Ven looks older than he remembered]

Well, thankfully, he's thinking about sending me somewhere else.

[He then takes a few minutes to stare at Ven]

You look different.

Howdy! C:

[risingwinds]

Well, that's good, I guess.

[Granted, Vanitas being anywhere is a recipe for disaster. Unversed, violence, the χ-blade...

He shudders. And, as for looking a little different--]

And I've been in my game for more than two years now. 'Course I look different.

Re: Howdy! C:

[vainvoid]

Yeah it is.

What game are you in?

[risingwinds]

Er, Luceti. My mun likes to call it "that place with the wings," and that's not a bad way to describe it.

'Cept there's way more too it than that.

[Crazy experiments, drafts, missions, and a million people to befriend because that's always important! At least to saps like Ven.]

[vainvoid]

[Oh Ven, you should not have answered his question. At the mention of Luceti, Vanitas' face lights up with an almost sinister smirk.}

Really, 'cause that's the exact game my Mun is considering sending me. Crazy coincidence, right?

[risingwinds]

[...Gulp.

The moment Vanitas responds, a cold shiver run's down Ven's spine. That smirk definitely isn't helping much, either.

...or his mun's sinister cackle. Seriously, that's just creepy.

All Ven manages is a simple--]

...Yeah. Real crazy.

How's my portrayal of Vanitas so far?

[vainvoid]

[betcha feel like a mouse in the coils of a snake huh Ven?]

You don't seem too thrilled about the idea, Ventus.

:] So far, so good! And it'd be awesome to have him around, even if Ven disagrees.

[risingwinds]

Maybe because you've been nothing but trouble.

[And a huge jerk!]

Plus, you kept badmouthing my friends.

[And thus, Ven opened himself to more antagonizing.]

[hahahailtotheking]

[So what was that about a mouse in the coils of a snake huh? because this mouse? THIS MOUSE WILL SET FIRE ON THAT SNAKE.]

Who'da thought a guy like you had actual standards?

[vainvoid]

[BRING IT ON!]

Ouch that almost hurt my feelings.

[All the sarcasm, can you hear it]

There's a lot about me you don't know, Rodent Boy.

[hahahailtotheking]

[Oh we doin' this? We bringing our sassiest A-game? Then so be it.]

I think I know enough, actually. Ya were created from Ventus, and returned to him. Ya tried to forge the true X-Blade... and failed.

Not sure I need to know much more than that.

[vainvoid]

[The part about failing to forge the true X-Blade makes him angry, but he manages to keep it internal, not wanting to give Mickey the satifaction.]

But even though you managed to beat me, you still couldn't save your friends. So I guess we're both failures.

[hahahailtotheking]

[Part of him wants to throw that line back in Vanitas face and tell him how he is just about to go rescue the friends he thought were lost... but no. Mickey doesn't show that , no need to let Vanitas in on that intel. Instead...]

They fought for what they believed in with all their hearts, and thanks to them Xehanorts plans were undone. The Light still lives... and as long as it does, I'd say our side is the winnin' one.

[vainvoid]

And where did that get them? Ventus is in a coma, Xehanort has Terra's body, and thanks to Aqua throwing herself in the Realm of Darkness to save him, he's free to continue his plans. That doesn't seem like winning to me.

[hahahailtotheking]

[Oho. So Vanitas isn't entirely out of the loop then... time to dig a little deeper.] Xehanort... has Terras body?

[vainvoid]

That's what my mun told me.

Apologies for lateness, been a harsh week!

[hahahailtotheking]

[So he's essentially as informed as the mun allows him to... eh. No reason to beat around the bush in that case.]

... Then have they told ya about Sora and Riku? About how they haven't stopped fighting, and pushed back all of Xehanorts plans so far?