Shaky, what am I even doing? Homeless 5ever.

[willliveforever]

[There's a breath as the muse begins to open his eyes, slowly caressing his head, feeling the shape and form once more. Yes...this was what it was to be alive. ]

So you are what they call a mun. Interesting, I, Lord Voldemort, might have use for you. Being able to allow the ones in your head surpass life and death itself. You shall give me this power, or I will have to acquire it myself...by force

[There's just a subtle hint of a threat but it's there.]

But, you know of my powers, muggle. You, who brought me back from death. Some would say foolish, but no, not I. Lord Voldemort always rewards those who serve him well, even muggles.

[Yeah, that's doubtful.]

However, I see that the boy is here...he will not escape this time.

[He may have died at the hands of Harry twice, but now he is prepared. He learned from his failings...and now he will meet his end. For only Lord Voldemort will live forever.]

Comments

[werewolfoflondon]

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[willliveforever]

Ah, the Half breed.

[sothis_rising]

Good luck getting past Henry and Cross in there Voldy.

[willliveforever]

Easily disposable. Mere children, especially a muggle and a squib are no match for Lord Voldemort.

[adam_monroe]

A seeker of immortality, are you? You might be better served giving up on that while you're ahead.

[willliveforever]

I have reached immortality. I went further than anyone dare go.

[Or at least he had it until someone had to go killin all his cruxes]

Meet the Original Dark Lord who's not happy about you stealing his title.

[darklordofrings]

And just what do we have here? A pitiful fool of a mortal who believes his insignificant powers in the arts of magic gives him claim to tites that were never his to begin with? Sauron the Great, the ONE TRUE Dark Lord shall teach you the folly of your pride.

Re: Meet the Original Dark Lord who's not happy about you stealing his title.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

So are you the one true dark lord who teaches people the folly of pride, the one true dark lord who resides in the pit, the one true dark lord of the unfathomable emptiness of the chaotic and infinite universe, or some other one true dark lord?

[agodintheopen]

Oh, but there are so many easier ways to become immortal. Why must you humans always make things so painfully difficult?

[willliveforever]

Perhaps in your realm, but only the truly dedicated can obtain it in my realm.

[cruoris_sancio]

My Lord! My Lord, you've returned to us!

[willliveforever]

Ah...Bellatrix, you make it sound as if death could stop me.

[Does he sound annoyed that you would think otherwise, Bellatrix?]

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Word of the wise there, baldy. If you go around any town talking like that will get ever wannabe zealot breathing down your neck.

Or a restraining order saying you can't go within 500 feet of a school or playground.

[willliveforever]

[There's a low chuckle. He doesn't know what you are but you are rather amusing.]

Let them try. No one can match the powers of Lord Voldemort.

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you are missing your nose.

Would you like help?
- Finding plastic surgeons in your area?
- Finding an appropriate volcanic island to make them all pay?
- Getting your degree in child care?

[willliveforever]

[....Must be some kind of transfigured muggle paper clip. A very rude, transifigured, muggle paper clip >:I]

My appearance is of course my own choice.

Anyone remember the Nostalgia Critic?

[soyoudonthaveto]

Don't count on it you noseless Amon Goeth wannabe. Even if you weren't totally fucking evil, you're still stuck with these assholes for good.

[willliveforever]

Evil? There is no such thing as good or evil. Only power and those too weak to grasp it. But, we shall see. It is more likely that they will come under my rule.

[onlyspare]

I won't let you get to Harry. I won't.

[willliveforever]

And who are you to think you could defy, Lord Voldemort?

[infourbooks]

It's never worked before. It's not going to start now.

[willliveforever]

Such courage...such stupidity.

[wasnt_attacked]

[Well, this is... This is someone that Albus would totally tell her to avoid. Albus isn't here though. And Ariana may not be the best person to make judgements of people that are after her time.]

Nobody can surpass life or death.

[felledtoprotect]

...You...

[willliveforever]

Lily Potter...my my...I suppose even you have escaped death.

[scarredglasses]

[Poor Harry hasn't even heard of Lord Voldemort yet, he's only ten, but he does know the word muggle from his time in Mayfield. So he knows you're a wizard.]

Do you always speak in the third person, mister?

[willliveforever]

[A small Potter...well this will be easier than he thought.]

Harry Potter...my, my...

[And he's raising his wand.]

[expelliarmusing]

Y'know, I really doubt you're going to be able to do much of anything here. You've got no idea how this place works.

[willliveforever]

[And here is the boy...the boy who lived. How his rage burns for him. But he remains calm, composed.]

Harry Potter, still reveling in your false victory over me?