Shaky, what am I even doing? Homeless 5ever.

[willliveforever]

[There's a breath as the muse begins to open his eyes, slowly caressing his head, feeling the shape and form once more. Yes...this was what it was to be alive. ]

So you are what they call a mun. Interesting, I, Lord Voldemort, might have use for you. Being able to allow the ones in your head surpass life and death itself. You shall give me this power, or I will have to acquire it myself...by force

[There's just a subtle hint of a threat but it's there.]

But, you know of my powers, muggle. You, who brought me back from death. Some would say foolish, but no, not I. Lord Voldemort always rewards those who serve him well, even muggles.

[Yeah, that's doubtful.]

However, I see that the boy is here...he will not escape this time.

[He may have died at the hands of Harry twice, but now he is prepared. He learned from his failings...and now he will meet his end. For only Lord Voldemort will live forever.]

Comments

[werewolfoflondon]

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[sothis_rising]

Good luck getting past Henry and Cross in there Voldy.

[adam_monroe]

A seeker of immortality, are you? You might be better served giving up on that while you're ahead.

[willliveforever]

Easily disposable. Mere children, especially a muggle and a squib are no match for Lord Voldemort.

[willliveforever]

I have reached immortality. I went further than anyone dare go.

[Or at least he had it until someone had to go killin all his cruxes]

[willliveforever]

Ah, the Half breed.

[sothis_rising]

From what I hear your mun likes them better.

[willliveforever]

It is not a matter of 'like' it is the matter of power.

[sothis_rising]

Not there it's not.

[adam_monroe]

Did you? I would wager you paid a heavy price indeed then.

[Either that, or, y'know, you just had some really bad plastic surgery.]

[willliveforever]

And what do you mean by that?

[He totally won't believe you, but he'll humour him a bit before he tries to murder him.]

[willliveforever]

There is no such thing as a heavy price for the goal of never dying.

[Because, pfft, Voldemort caring about what he looks like? He'd rather be feared than look pretty.]

[sothis_rising]

You're not liked. You're ugly and probably smell bad.

[adam_monroe]

I wouldn't say that. For some of us it's as simple as being born with it.

[Is he gloating? Maybe just a little.]

Meet the Original Dark Lord who's not happy about you stealing his title.

[darklordofrings]

And just what do we have here? A pitiful fool of a mortal who believes his insignificant powers in the arts of magic gives him claim to tites that were never his to begin with? Sauron the Great, the ONE TRUE Dark Lord shall teach you the folly of your pride.

[agodintheopen]

Oh, but there are so many easier ways to become immortal. Why must you humans always make things so painfully difficult?

[cruoris_sancio]

My Lord! My Lord, you've returned to us!

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Word of the wise there, baldy. If you go around any town talking like that will get ever wannabe zealot breathing down your neck.

Or a restraining order saying you can't go within 500 feet of a school or playground.

Re: Meet the Original Dark Lord who's not happy about you stealing his title.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

So are you the one true dark lord who teaches people the folly of pride, the one true dark lord who resides in the pit, the one true dark lord of the unfathomable emptiness of the chaotic and infinite universe, or some other one true dark lord?

[itlookslikeyoure]

It looks like you are missing your nose.

Would you like help?
- Finding plastic surgeons in your area?
- Finding an appropriate volcanic island to make them all pay?
- Getting your degree in child care?

Anyone remember the Nostalgia Critic?

[soyoudonthaveto]

Don't count on it you noseless Amon Goeth wannabe. Even if you weren't totally fucking evil, you're still stuck with these assholes for good.

[willliveforever]

Oh, really?

[You have piqued his curiosity. You'll die last.]

[willliveforever]

Perhaps in your realm, but only the truly dedicated can obtain it in my realm.

[willliveforever]

Ah...Bellatrix, you make it sound as if death could stop me.

[Does he sound annoyed that you would think otherwise, Bellatrix?]

[willliveforever]

[There's a low chuckle. He doesn't know what you are but you are rather amusing.]

Let them try. No one can match the powers of Lord Voldemort.